SPUDS HEADLINE GAME II

Beanie will soon be a Has Been as he is disposed and his title is passed on to someone new. The nerves for those involved are on edge as they stand to be judged by the public. Who is going to be David Cameron and who is going to be Ed Milliband.

Time to vote for the winner. The rules are as before but if you suffer from ACS's amoeba brain condition then they are as follows:

1. You only have one vote.
2. You can vote for yourself.
3. You are voting for the BEST headline.
4. On this occasion you can change your vote.
4. If there is a tie I will have the deciding vote against which there is no appeal or whining. My decision is based on all relevant factors that I think are relevant.

May the best headline win.

 

Can u remind me of this weeks rules please?

 

Can I just say how disappointed i was to see you miss out on promotion. I'd have much rather you got it than that Paul Power bloke. Honest

 

That's so good of you to say. I am touched. I can only say what a fantastic and magnanimous gesture on your part.



Hope I am able to reciprocate and be equally as gracious



























when you lose this Headline Game.

 

Trev - How come I'm not in the final? I'm always in the final. Its in the rules.

 

Don't worry, you are. We're just not telling anyone.

 

Oh come on people! 'boy-cuts'. 'boy-cuts' for the spurs game. No? Nobody??

I am way too ****ing intelligent for this game. I give up!

 

thats class actually mate, i would have voted for that

dont worry about these ****ers, i notice none of them have voted for my swans one even with the triple entendre of 'JC treading water' (treading water, jesus walks on water, swans tread water..cmon this is genius)

youre all a bunch of philippines

 

ah wait, i just realised we can still vote. Still, its time has come and gone. no point now.

 

Wow, wasn't that exciting.

If that wasn't the best Headline Game yet, then Less Than's not JPF's toy boy. And the culmination of all that excitement is a tied vote.

Let me see, I believe this is the point where very careful consideration needs to be given by me, in my very responsible position of Games Master taking into account every single factor listed in the JPF Rule Handbook and giving due consideration to all the pro's and con's in relation to each submission and not forgetting to fully investigate each entrants personal life, family and antecedents.


It is therefore with great delight that I am able to announce that...

That ACS has lost again.

and the winner is

But between me and you Wolfie, you're the real winner, honest.

 

There will always be next time...