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  1. devonFRATTONiser

    devonFRATTONiser Well-Known Member
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    Here's a thread for posting any amusing sport related 'funnies'

    I'll start with the classified football scores, as shown on Alas Smith and Jones


     
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    Here's another

     
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    In one episode of Smith & Jones the two of them met by chance one dark night on an unfinished bridge over a motorway. Both were fed up and had suicide in mind. They talked about love, life and everything for some time and were about to change their minds when one asked "Who do you support?" "Pompey" was the answer and they both jumped.
     
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    Posted this on the Saints board but seeing as they are your neighbours you might appreciate it as well.

     
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    Don't look Meowth :emoticon-0133-wait:
     
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    Apparently the reason the player kicked the ball is because the team were losing so badly throughout the tournament that it was embarrising for the country and the King or PM or something said if they lose by more than a certain amount they would be killed. So he was just scared ****less..
     
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    I wanted to post a video titled 'The Shane Warne Song' from Kevin Bloody Wilson. A classic !! However, Sony has since removed it from Youtube here in Germany. Perhaps one of you lot in the UK could post it for me. It is the Robert Palmer take off version with the scantly clad female guitarists in the background.
     
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    Can't say Singing Blue 3. When I click on it I'm told it's a no no by Sony. Does it work when you click on it? If it does, many thanks.

    Just an afterthought. If you went to 'Go Advanced' and posted the video instead of the url address, it might just work for me as well.
     
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    Yes it works here! And very nice the young ladies are too! <ok>
     
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    Monty Python's incontinent marathon runners must have inspired our finest long distance lady.
     
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