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  1. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    I somehow got a small black splinter of wood or acrylic in my finger last night, i attempted to pull it out but it snapped so i then tried to dig it out with a pin.
    I still have it and attempts to suck and bite it out this morning have failed.
    :huh:
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Oct 25, 2013
  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You must be ****e at blow jobs then....
     
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    Commachio, Oct 25, 2013
  3. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    How dare you
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Oct 25, 2013
  4. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Cut your finger off immediately otherwise the object could get into your bloodstream and then it's certain death. :D
     
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    gas, Oct 25, 2013
  5. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    I don`t like foreign objects inside me
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Oct 25, 2013
  6. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    It will push itself into a ball of puss and eventually spurt out, giving you a guilty satisfying moment of pleasure.
     
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    Mick, Oct 25, 2013

  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pffft. You don't need all your fingers.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 25, 2013
  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    This ^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
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    Commachio, Oct 25, 2013
  9. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Yuk
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Oct 25, 2013
  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Or turn septic and kill him. Which is what happens most of the time according to my grandad.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 25, 2013
  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    During the war.....pull up a stool son, i wanna tell ya a story.
     
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