The Mrs asked me to go get the little ones tablet fixed this morning, after handing it in to the shop I noticed Weatherspoons across the road. Noting the time wasn't quite 10am I thought "coffee or a pint?" being me "One won't hurt" was my thinking..... Several pints later......I'm now home safe, but must be off my ****ing tits as I swear I've just read this ****e. Am I correct in reading Keith Patterson has been nominated to become some sort of ****ing Tribal Chief in Nigeria for his involvement in a takeover regarding a club in the North East of England and a country in the Middle East? Or have I been ****ing spiked at Spoons?
I haven't a clue what you're on about, but I like the cut of your jib thinking pints are fine at 10am. They are and always have been
Ashington Never again will I answer the question what has 400 legs and 3 teeth with the answer of the boxing day sale at Primark. It appears the same question and answer works at Spoons in Ashington any day of the year pre 10am.
As theTobes Fan Club Chairman has already said. Lightweights. A bit late in the day to be starting drinking, isn't it?
What is wrong with these old knackers? Also fairly sure Wilf is either an African drug lord using far to much of his own stash or another Kate steward...signed up in April 2020 and not sure he's ever mentioned anything other than the NUFC Takeover. He also recently declared people risking their lives for the takeover by attending the London Protest - I was there, was hardly ****ing potential martyrdom for the cause I can assure you... all 80 of us who actually went to the PL HQ - none of the main organizers btw...they sent their little 16/17 year old lapdog Holly to do all the talking for them... Recently come off twitter as it's mainly full of morons who blindly follow anyone who pretends to be ITK, people rehashing utter bollocks or following what are clearly bots but support their ideals so they vouch for them using a ****ing kitkat.....
