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Discussion in 'Celtic' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Oct 22, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    As much as I'm looking forward to tomorrow, it is with a mix of excitement and fear.

    My wee balloon knot is quivering already.

    Can we snatch a point or, whisper it, win?

    Will we actually hold the ball longer than most teams at the Camp Nou?

    Will a howler from somebody show us up?

    Will we ship six and all the praise from the Spartak game turn into "it was a matter of time until a quality team tore them apart"?

    Will my dunger haud up?

    The answers to these and other unanswered queries on Wednesday.
     
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  2. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    It's a no lose situation for us. We're not expecting anything so anything we do get will be a bonus.

    As long as we avoid an absolute hammering.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    My sphincter is dilated in anticipation
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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  5. Thomas The Cat

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    Barca are ****e ing themselves. I hope Ambrose scores a hat trick can you imagine the celebration?
     
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  6. RebelBhoy

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    I am going to enjoy both games against them.

    They play beautifully. Whatever happens. Even if it is a schooling, our lads will learn a whole heap about themselves and where they are at.
     
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  7. Null

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    The defence is woeful just now due to injuries ... and can be got at, however, their midfield and attacking options are magnificient!

    An non serious injury to Messi - over both games - would be good.

    The Celtic team wil have to be 100% on top of their game to even sneak a point.

    Id go for:

    Nou Camp

    Forster

    Matthews Wilson Mulgrew Izzy

    Brown Ambrose Wanyama Kayal Ledley (or Commons)

    Hooper (or Samaras)

    at CP

    Forster

    Matthews Wilson Mulgrew Izzy

    Brown Ambrose Wanyama Ledley (or Commons)

    Samaras

    Hooper
     
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  8. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    You'd play ten men. Nutjob!!
     
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  9. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    You seem confident Pud, given that you only want to play with ten men in each game <laugh>

    Admirable, but i think we're better lining up with 11, especially at the Nou Camp!

    Big Sami's going to show them a thing or two about football and hairdressing <ok>
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

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    Lennon is out of his depth at playing the best team in the world and must go...NOW
     
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  11. Admiral Pure

    Admiral Pure Well-Known Member

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    I think we might just get pumped silly. It certainly could be a watching-from-behind-the-sofa job. Messi v Wilson <jobbypants><gambol>

    On the plus side, so far, my CL predictions have been pretty ****e this year <laugh>
     
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I just read all of this and only one thing is certain;

    Big Vic will be banned for the game at Parkhead. <ok>
     
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  13. Admiral Pure

    Admiral Pure Well-Known Member

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    This <ok><laugh>
     
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  14. RebelBhoy

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    Never a truer word spoke.....typed.


    And that aint a bad thing if it frees him up for the last games.
     
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  15. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    <laugh>

    Missed out commons!!!
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Otherwise known as a "Levein"
     
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