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Speedy exit

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Jun 21, 2013.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    "A New Zealand burglar gave himself up when he called police to tell them that he had just bumped into a dead body hanging in the darkness of a house he had broken into.

    The terrified burglar did not wait around for police to arrive at the house. After making the call to alert them of his gruesome find, he ran all the way home."

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ody-New-Zealand-wakes-neighbours-screams.html
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Speedy exit?

    This thread title is agonisingly misleading ya dick.
     
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  3. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    This is justice with a twist - usually it's the criminal that gets a suspended sentence.

    < is it coat time ? >
     
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  4. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    I like my men well hung.

    By the neck 3x until dead of course. They can no longer shout at you, create a mess everywhere, wind the kids up before bedtime and only talk about football, however they die with a decent stiffy, not many lads or lasses could push that away.
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Was his name Giggs and did the house have a woman lying about?
     
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