Speculation

[humanbeingincroydon]

They would be talking about Modric regardless of the phone hacking scandal - which by the way isn't true as journalists have ethics

My sarcasm detector just exploded...

 

[ShelfSideSpur]

Actually, thinking about it, there are quite a few things that Moddy hasn't denied. For example, has anyone heard him deny that he likes to get naked in the dressing room, rub himself all over with baby oil and then roll around in the pile of used jock-straps whilst squealing like a piggy? I certainly haven't.

I'm calling The Sun right now. This is a story that must be told!

By the sounds of it, you two would get on very well