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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Sep 13, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    All you four eyes out there.

    I was precribed glasses last year for the first time for near vision. What a ****in pullaver it is keeping them clean though. I have even noticed that I now have a scratch on the left lens. What does it cost to get replacement lenses?

    Thanking you in advance.
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I get new lenses for 25% of the original cost. But I got insurance for mine because I'm always losing them or breaking them or having them broken when someone tans my face.
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    pullaver?

    Is that a cross betwixt a jumper and a gibbering idiot?
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    You can pay an extra £100 or something to get a coating on them that prevents them scratching.

    I only wear mine a couple of days a week max but I'd still get them in a right state without that.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No.
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Why not get laser eye surgery, that way you wont have to have glasses and as an added bonus will have amazing laser eyes ?
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Speccy basturts.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Pretty expensive though RL. Besides glasses make me look even more intelligent and thoughtful looking.

    If the laser surgery went wrong I might end up like Ray Milland. Hmmmmmm, would have some wonderful benefits right enough.
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I can't get the simple laser surgery. I need to get the one where your eyes are bandaged for 10 days afterwards. **** that.
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    But you'll have X-ray eyes Venom.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye've got rugby baw shaped eyeballs then.

    Am no interested in laser eye surgery. Firstly am too feart. I hate anything going near my eyes. Secondly, I quite like being a speccy basturt. Really handy for disguises an that.
     
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Nah, I'm the sort of **** that would end up with complications and have to get a glass eye in a socket which continually weeps a light yellow pus.
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Thin corneas is what they told me when I went for a consultation. Apparently you can go to Thailand or Croatia and get it done dirt cheap in a private clinic but **** that anaw.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** that <yikes>

    A mate of mine couldny have it done because of the shape of his eyes. Some folks have eyeballs that are shaped more like rugby balls than footballs apparently. Which is a problem for the lazer sight giver thingy.
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I can get laser surgery but only the old style where they cut the cornea then lift it and laser then.

    My pal got laser eye surgery and his teeth whitened in Bangkok then ****ed off home before his follow-up appointment <laugh>
     
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  16. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Glasses are for ****s and *****s.
     
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  17. User Deleted

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    I'm having laser eye surgery in 2014
     
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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. User Deleted

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    ^ Lol check that guy's eyes
     
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  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Never mind that, ****s a Conehead.
     
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