Speak like a ned in real life? (chav for the nigels)

Do you? I don't. I'm well spoken though I can do ned-speak as and when the need arises.

 

I can speak schemie when I have to.

 

It's a survival thing ST. I spoke like a ned when I was a young gun, but you grow out of it. Have to switch when I'm scoring herb these days. Seamless transition.

 

Outside of my office, I speak with a lot of slang/incorrect words...

 

Full-blown aye, naw, whit, yer ma, nae borra n that?

 

Neds are strictly a Central Belt phenomenon.

 

Glasgow ya thick ****.

 

You've clearly never seen the Aberdeen Emcees.

 

I've been in sheepland ER and there's a fair few there too. I reckon you're a well spoken auld c*unt.

 

In answer to the OP, I'm quite politely spoken.

 

Pretty much ...

Not with a nazal whine like a ned, but pretty much a lot of slang scottish wurds n that!

 

I am actually. I love the English language and it's peculiarities and idiosyncracies.

Resorting to nedism is just laziness in my opinion.

 

Racism and bigotry are fine though.

 

No they are not. God forgive your racism and bigotry.

I will pray for you son.

 

There's something wrong with you old man.

 

This is true ER. I have found grammar has become more important to as I have matured. Not to the point of being a grammar-police-****er you understand..

 

None of us aspire to be an ST.

When he ****s up he disappears for ages.

 

We can see........

 

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Ahhh...****e