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Spastic #3 to get quoted in the media

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 23, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    So, he refused to say his statement out loud in court in case 100 angry Barlinnie huns kick his **** in.

    This case is getting sillier by the day.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The funniest one was where they said they learned how to make bombs by watching the A-Team <laugh>

    Aye, al quaeda did the same. They were therefore highly surprised when the bombs actually killed people.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    But it seems that a signed, sworn statement wasn't admitted in court because this muppet played funny buggers.

    The A team bit was laughable but now some guy quoting someone in a statement and then saying he "couldnae remember" straight after saying "If I tell you that, I'll get my **** kicked m'lord" is farcical.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Criminals, eh? Whit ye gonny do with them.
     
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  5. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like the Craig Whyte defense.

    "Eh, erm can't, erm, quite remember, uh, eh, it's all, erm, a bit, uh..."
     
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  6. Super hooper

    Super hooper New Member

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    It is not fair a nice honest decent prison in-mate could be in contract with nasty criminals like thieves.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    "He said he could not remember what he did yesterday and therefore could not remember months ago."


    Yet he seemed to recall - with some clarity - what the consequences would be if he returned to gaol having grassed up these two simpletons?
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    To be fair to the moron I think the imminent possibility of injury/death would help me "forget" a lot of stuff too <laugh>

    I fully expect this case to be made into a fine comedy movie in the near future.
     
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