Arjen Robben just goes on getting better with age. And the real joy is, we can probably now enjoy the rest of the World Cup without having to hear the phrase "tika-taka".
Need some foursome sex after the England game so I've just spent most of the evening fixing up a date for tomorrow night.
Meanwhile back in the Dutch dressing room ... ( in a dutch accent ) Van Gaal - good stuff boys, total football, we really paid back those dago`s Robben - yeah, thanks boss, I thought I was fantastic.and also my tulips are much better than anyone else`s Van Persie - shut it baldy, your maw works in a shop window in The `Dam. Sneijder - for sure Robin, have you ever stuck your finger in that Dyke? I wouldnt go near her with de Guzmans.. Robben - hey, I`ll boot your baws ya Snidey wee ****, dont think I dont know who stole all the Advocaat last world cup Van Gaal - **** this, I`m away for a smoke and a pancake
I'm loving Spain's humiliation after the @FA's attempts to place the English lower league's with B Team's. 30,000+ supporters made them feel the backlash and that 5-1 just made it that little bit sweeter.
