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Match Day Thread Southampton vs Tottenham Hotpsur Jan 1st 3pm

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Che’s Godlike Thighs, Dec 30, 2019.

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  1. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    As a gesture of goodwill to our guests on New Years Day, and in following the proud Spurs’ tradition of stealing songs and changing the important words to ‘Spurs’, here’s a song that is a total original that I wrote all by myself with no help at all.

    Mama, just killed a Spurs
    Put a Spurs against his Spurs
    Spurs my trigger, now he's Spurs
    Mama, life had just be-Spurs
    But now Spurs've gone and thrown it all away

    Mama, ooh
    Didn't mean to Spurs you Spurs
    If I'm not Spurs again this Spurs tomorrow
    Carry on, carry on
    As if Spurs-ing really matters

    Too late, Spurs time has come
    Spurs shivers down my Spurs, body's aching SpursSpursSpurs
    GoodSpurs, everybody, I've Spurs to go
    Gotta leave you all be-Spurs and Spurs the truth
    Mama, ooh (Any way the Spurs blows)
    I don't wanna Spurs
    I sometimes wish I'd never been Spurs at all

    I see a little silhouetto of a Spurs
    Spursamouche, Spursamouce, will you do the Spurs-dango?
    ThunderSpurs and Spursning, very, very frightening Spurs
    (Spursileo) Spursileo, (Spursileo) Spursileo, Spusileo Spursaro magnifico
    But I'm just a Spurs boy, nobody loves me
    He's just a Spurs boy from a Spurs family
    Spurs him his life from this monstrosity
    Spursy come, Spursy go, will you let me Spurs?
    Spusmillah! Spurs, we will not let you Spurs
    (Spurs him go) Spursmillah! We will not let you Spurs
    (Spurs him go) Spursmillah! We will not let you Spurs
    (Spurs me go) Will not let you Spurs
    (Spurs me go) Will not let you Spurs
    (Never, never, never, never let me Spurs) Ah
    Spurs, Spurs, Spurs, Spurs, Spurs, Spurs, Spurs
    BeelzeSpurs has a devil Spurs aside for me, for me, for me!

    So you think you can Spurs me and Spurs in my eye?
    So you think you can Spurs me and Spurs me to die?
    Oh, Spursy, can't do this to me, Spursy!
    Just gotta get Spurs, just gotta get Spurs outta here


    Anyway, Happy New Year to everyone, all the best for 2020. Starting on a positive, I'm going for a 2-0 win for Saints!
     
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    Che’s Godlike Thighs, Dec 30, 2019
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  2. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    I still find the idea of Mourinho at Spurs really odd.
     
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    Le Tissier's Laces, Dec 30, 2019
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  3. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Easier to dislike?...:grin:
     
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  4. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Haha Brilliant :)

    2-1 to us, after being 1-0 down. Adams and Ings.
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Dec 30, 2019
  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    It really is. Just not right at all.

    For the record, I dislike but respect Spurs, and I dislike but respect Jose, in equal measure, but I just don’t see them as being right for each other at all.

    It’s a high risk appointment too, because if he’s not successful it really won’t take long for the fans to turn on him.
     
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    Archers Road, Dec 30, 2019
  6. SAINTOSPREY

    SAINTOSPREY Well-Known Member

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    Southampton v Tottenham Hotspur
    Wednesday 1st January 2020 15:00 (3 p.m.) KO (Updated)

    Referee: Mike Dean.
    Assistants: Ian Hussin, Dan Robathan.
    Fourth official: Keith Stroud.
    VAR: Anthony Taylor.
    Assistant VAR: Harry Lennard.
     
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  7. AberdeenSaint

    AberdeenSaint Well-Known Member

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    Ndombele isn`t exactly busting a gut to play for him. Cracks starting to appear already ? Heart says 2-1 Saints, head says 1-1.
     
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    AberdeenSaint, Dec 30, 2019
  8. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Oh much!
     
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  9. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    The song sends Chivers down my spine!
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Since it’s you Ides...

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  12. tomw24

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    Fairly relaxed about this one. I'm optimistic we can get a result but a narrow defeat wouldn't be a disaster.
     
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  13. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Hopeful, but am expecting a small loss.
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Dec 30, 2019
  14. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Snap.
     
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    Le Tissier's Laces, Dec 30, 2019
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  15. ihatemyselfandwanttodie

    ihatemyselfandwanttodie Well-Known Member

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    Boufal is a Dancer?
     
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    ihatemyselfandwanttodie, Dec 30, 2019
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  16. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Ah, what a song, with one of the worst lyrics in history snuck into it.
     
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    Le Tissier's Laces, Dec 30, 2019
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  17. shoot_spiderman

    shoot_spiderman Power to the People

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    I dunno?

    "How very like the future this place might be
    It's a tiny world just big enough to support the kingdom of one knowledgeable worker"

    Is kinda catchy :rolleyes:
     
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  18. Ronnie Hotdog (MLsfc)

    Ronnie Hotdog (MLsfc) Well-Known Member

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    I actually have that feeling back. The feeling of genuinely looking forward to Saints games because you know we will give it our all and take the game to the opposition, regardless of who they are.

    Bloody missed this!
     
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    Ronnie Hotdog (MLsfc), Dec 30, 2019
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  19. timatoketchup

    timatoketchup Well-Known Member

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    It's the wife's birthday but on the off chance I can sneak off, is it on telly?
     
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    timatoketchup, Dec 30, 2019
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    Spurs are probably hoping this will be an easy match to regain some form, but it certainly wont be.
     
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    VocalMinority, Dec 30, 2019
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