Southampton vs Manchester United Match Thread

Previous match threads: Home to Chelsea.
Score: 3-0 Chelsea.

When: Monday 8th December.
KO: 8PM.
On TV? Live on Sky Sports One.

Team news:
Southampton:
Alderweireld and probably Schneiderlin out. Cork is a doubt. Tadic and Long have knocks.

Manchester United:
Di Maria is out, along with Blind, Rafael, Jones and Shaw.
Rooney is fit (in injury terms!).

Form:
Southampton: WWWDLL
Manchester United: DLWWWW

Possible line-up:
Southampton:
Forster
Clyne Fonte Yoshida Bertrand
Davis Wanyama Cork
Mane Pelle Tadic

Manchester United:
De Gea
Valencia Rojo Smalling Young
Carrick Fellaini Herrera
Van Persie Falcao Rooney

Match officials:
Referee: Kevin Friend
Assistants: S Ledger and A Garratt
Fourth official: R East

Prediction: 1-1.

COYR!

 

What a detailed match thread.

 

In what way does this qualify as a match thread? You'll have to do better than that!

 

He's baggsied it

I can help. Team: Anyone with 2 good legs and boots.

 

Maybe we should all put a team together, and pitch up at Staplewood early on Monday.

 

I know mine aren't great but ........

 

Yours are a bit wordy...JFB has gone for succinct.

 

Sorry, I had all the information and when I went on another tab for too long I lost everything!

 

We believe you................

 

This is the equivalent of a German holidaymaker putting a towel on a sun lounger, if I can steal someone else's joke from the other day. Unless I see some content soon, I will be forced to take measures, and no one would want to see that happen.

 

Quick JFB or you'll get Chilco'd

 

That's a bit better, a bit more colour would be good though.

Anyway, as the Arsenal thread sinks slowly in the West, I've stickied this one.

 

Grade up from F to a D now.

 

But then you've lost the last two Lamby....!

 

I think Ron will be up for this one against his old mate...

 

I know I need a game on trhe bench.

 

Here is a reminder of a post I cocked up earlier! Monday 8th December:- 20:00 ko Southampton v Man Utd Referee:- Kevin Friend
Assistants:- S Ledger & A Garratt 4th Official :- R East

 

I am fully expecting us to lose this.

 

Me too. It's a shame we didn't get them earlier in the season, when they were still in their experimental (crap) phase.

 

I tried doing that on my tablet! I'll go on my laptop in a minute.