Match Day Thread Southampton v Newcastle Saturday 27th October 3pm

Welcome back to another (yes I know, another!) Sotonsaint match day thread , my second on the bounce! Not so #feckingclueless after all...!

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Saturday 27th October 2018
Kick off 3pm
St Mary’s Stadium aka the

Officials...?
**** knows?! @SAINTDON13 help me out here boss.

I’m cranking it up this week and I’ve even added some pretty pictures for those of you who haven’t quite mastered your words yet.

Well where to start...? Oh yea of courseHow sh*t both teams have been so far this season.

The black thundery storm clouds are back over St Mary’s this week as rumours have started to circulate that Mark Hughes is to be given the chop, and if other stories are to be believed, that’s not the only “chop” being done in Southampton board rooms these days going by recent decisions.

Last time out Saints made the short trip west to Bournemouth and participated in a pretty dull mini south coast derby ,coming away with a point in blood pulsating 0-0 draw. Despite this they still dangle just above the drop zone in 16th.

Rafa and his loony toon army are equally in trouble and sit rock bottom of the table without a win all season, although they did come close at Old Trafford a few weeks back , but somehow managed to **** up 2-0 half time lead, losing out 3-2.

With a team more disorganised than the staff at your local sports direct store it was the same old story last weekend as they crashed to another home defeat at the hands of Brighton , the score finishing 0-1.


PREDICTED TEAMS

Southampton - Same as last week?

Newcastle - Porky pig and Tweety pie to lead the line , Michael Jordan to come on late on as long balls bombard the Saints box like a meteor shower.

SOTONSAINTS PREDICTION

A pretty cagey first half finishing 0-0, Newcastle to slowly going into Meltdown over the course of the 2nd half and Redmond to bag the winner late on with a 2 yard tap in.



Think that’s it, Sotonsaint over and out...!

 

I’m sure I said “Fecking goalless” ....

Good job sotonsaint

 

I am nervous already.

 

Wot! No Usain (Shot Your) Bolt for the Maggies?

 

Wheres Leandre Griffit when you need him.

 

#mustwin

 

Is Kennedy about to have his second ever best game.............

I reckon he might.

 

just looking at the league table and the gap between the top 5 and the bottom 5 is so huge.
Bit like society in general as the gap between the rich and poor grows more and more.
except both saints and newcastle seemingly have money in the background.
bit early to be saying 6 pointer but if there is a loser this weekend the result will be tough to take and its a hard one to call as both are on poor form.

 

As requested:-

Saturday 27th October 2018 Kick-off 15:00 BST
Southampton v Newcastle United
Referee: Chris Kavanagh
Assistants: Daniel Cook, Sian Massey-Ellis
Fourth official: Kevin Friend

 

Never heard of Chris Kavanagh, he'll most likely be horrendously poor then.

 

Well, we get sod all from the good ones, so it can do little harm!

 

I always have a starting point that they're going to be crap and that way I'm never disappointed (the ref that is not Saints).

 

He refereed the Arsenal v Leicester game last night and missed this hand ball: https://www.thesun.ie/video/footbal...ant-handball-by-arsenal-defender-rob-holding/

 

Wow. Bottled it.

 

Don't they all?

 

That's a good start

 

Think I’d rather we were playing at St James.

 

I used to genuinely believe we were capable of beating anyone at home on our day , those feel like distant memories now.

 

This is it, this is our moment, this is our time, this is our turning point.

Not only confident of a win but a comfortable win. This will be our Everton result of last season but will go on and build on it.

It may well be nearly Halloween but nothing to be scared of here and when it comes to trick n treat, this is definitely a treat.

Up the ****ing saints