Match Day Thread Southampton v Everton, Sun 25th Oct, 2pm Sky Sports Main Event

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  1. Onionman

    Onionman Well-Known Member

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    I thought I was going to do one of these sodding threads then step backwards into the obscurity of an "Anyone remember ....?" post three years next Tuesday.

    Here's my view.

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    And instead of looking out there at the glory of Britain's canal network I'm posting another bloody miserable invitation to a whingefest when we go a goal down and we're suddenly ripe for relegation.

    Well this is the last one. We're overdue a tonking so let's get it over and done with. Here's to a loss to the oldest dugouts in the world. (To Scousers who now know I'm on holiday. Goodbye to the £200 in the Quality Street tin behind my sofa in the living room. The one on the right. Opposite the TV. Though they'll probably take that as well.)
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Not606's Top Interviewee

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    Happy nine nil-aversary everyone.

    Another draw I reckon. Could be an entertaining game.
     
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    Oh ****, it won't be a case of when they mention that game but how many ****ing times!..:emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Not606's Top Interviewee

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    At least nine <whistle>
     
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  6. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0159-music"There's only one onionman, one onion-maaaaan, there's only one onionman":emoticon-0159-music
     
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    I have noticed that whenever you write this, you invariably leave out the initial “One onionman...” which precedes what you have written. If we are to eulogise our hero Vin, we should at least sing his praises in full.
     
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  8. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Don't change a winning phrase :)
     
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  9. ChilcoSaint

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    We drew. Those two extra words might make all the difference.
     
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  10. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0159-music"One onionman, there's only one onionman, one onion-maaaaan, there's only one onionman":emoticon-0159-music

    2-0 Saints!
     
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  11. tomw24

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    I would expect Southgate to come along to this one. Gets to see two England strikers for the price of one. Of course, it will be Danny grabbing the headlines.
     
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  12. ChilcoSaint

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    “Yo soy un hombre sincero
    De donde crece la palma
    Yo soy un hombre sincero
    De donde crece la palma“
     
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  13. RedandWhiteManofKent

    RedandWhiteManofKent Well-Known Member

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    So Armstrong back in for Theo.

    Any other changes? Vesty v DCL ?

    No reason we can't get something from this. What a difference a year makes.
     
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    Vesty v DCL definitely makes sense.
     
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  15. RedandWhiteManofKent

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    Not sure I understand this ludicrous retrospective punishment stuff but at least Pickford will be in goal Sunday.
     
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  16. Le Tissier's Laces

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    He might even see a left back.
     
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  17. Le Tissier's Laces

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  18. thereisonlyoneno7

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    I reckon Che Adams is so unlucky that you have described a shot of his to an open goal.
     
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    Should that say, “One Onion Naan” in the middle part?
     
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  20. StJabbo1

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    It's in the bag onionman.
     
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