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Southampton: The Movie

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Tommomo, May 23, 2015.

  1. Tommomo

    Tommomo Well-Known Member

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    So with our miraculous rise from the bottom of league 1 to the elite levels of the premier league i figure its just a matter of time before hollywood picks up on this story and turns it into a worldwide hit. So i thought why not help them out by giving them casting instructions from the people who know the most about their latest blockbuster.

    Hence here is my casting choice for SOUTHAMPTON: THE MOVIE
    please feel free to add suggestions for submission.

    Ralph Krueger - Woody Harrelson
    Markus Liebherr - Armin Mueller Stahl
    Katharina Liebherr - Adele
    Les Reed - Charles Dance (Because Charles is ****ing awesome)
    Nicola Cortese - Al Pacino
    Ron Koeman - Chris Hemsworth
    Erwin Koeman - Liam Hemsworth
    Sammy Lee - Warwick Davis


    Jose Fonte - Pedro Pascal
    Victor Wanyama - Don Cheadle
    Fraser Forster - A partially shaved circus bear
    Graziano Pelle - Antonio Banderas
    Nathaniel Clyne - Don Cheadle
    Morgan Schneiderlin - Jean reno 30 years ago
    Eljero Elia - Don Cheadle
    Toby Aldeweireld - Miley Cyrus
    Sadio Mane - Brian Blessed
    Emmanuel Mayuka - Don Cheadle

    Mauricio Pochettino - Sean Bean
    Louis van Gaal - Bobo the clown
    Arsene Wenger - Jean Reno 10 years from now
    Brendan Rodgers - Kevin Smith

    Also featuring guest appearances by Sam Worthington as Dejan Lovren (Because one is to acting what the other is to defending), Gary from Geordie shore as Adam Lallana and Liam Neeson for some reason.
     
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  2. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Joey Essex as Luke Shaw....though he will have to dumb down a bit.
     
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  3. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    No, No, No... The chuckle bros as the Koemans :)
     
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  4. Tommomo

    Tommomo Well-Known Member

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    I feared the wrath of @fran-MLs little camera if i didnt cast the koeman brothers correctly..so i went with the safe option of just casting their likeness :)
     
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  5. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    I like the way Don Cheadle is going to have to put himself about a bit. :)

    Let's add [the late] Bernie Mac [Cheadle's pal from Ocean's 11] and Joe Morton [Terminator 2, Executive Decision]. Then Basher won't have to so much body swerving, init.

    BTW, is Antonio Banderas good enough looking to play Graziano, do we think..? :)
     
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  6. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Young Sinclair from the U21s - Cuba Gooding Junior.
     
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  7. Tommomo

    Tommomo Well-Known Member

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    Great choice
     
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  8. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Fonte's love interest....fran-MLs little camera
     
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  9. Clem Fandango

    Clem Fandango Well-Known Member

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    Clyne played by Dr Dre. "Pass the ball, mother ****er!"
     
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  10. Mostlymadeofwater

    Mostlymadeofwater Well-Known Member

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    Surely Henry cavill as Sadio mane?
     
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  11. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    I'd forgot about Dre...
     
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    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Surely Pochettino should be played by Mr Bean rather than Sean Bean.
     
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  13. Tommomo

    Tommomo Well-Known Member

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    Nah man. Sean beans made a career out of either dying in movies or betraying the good guys in movies. Seeing as poch isnt dead its rather obvious what his role in this king of movies will be
     
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    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    I notice no on has taken issue with this choice:

    Fraser Forster - A partially shaved circus bear :)
     
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  15. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Well, I was thinking Clyde from 'Any which way but Loose.' Maybe his co-star could direct this movie.
     
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    fatletiss, May 24, 2015
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    Oz by Johnny Depp?
     
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  17. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Him or Charlie Sheen...
     
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    Andre the giant for Forster (if you're allowed dead actors ) or Matthew McGrory from big fish, although he's dead too. **** it, might as well have Richard Kiel from Spy who loved me days
     
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  19. fatletiss

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    To play Jose's love twist at the end, where Fran breaks down on screen in the realisation that the fight was a gay tiff and nobody knew.

    *apologies to any homosexual people; I am not homophobic
     
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