SOUTHAMPTON HEADLINE GAME

After a mid season break and no friendlies played to break the break and due to great demand the successful and popular game is back.

Same rules as before. Pick a headline after the game has finished. People have until 9pm on Sunday to submit a headline and then a poll will be put up for voting thereafter.

Multiple entries will result in that person being disqualified. So, only your best entry allowed.


Why, why why Elia

 

Its all too beautiful for Saints at ItchyKoe Park

 

JC mauled by Saints who go marching on

 

James the only unhappy Saint on Saturday night.

Sorry its late.

That 2nd one wasn't another headline (and neither is this). Unless someone thinks they are better.

 

After soooooo many entries the Executive Committee decided to put all entries into a one and only vote. Entrants CAN vote for themselves. One vote per person. Any questions.....well don't bother me.

 

THE WORLD HAS BEEN WAITING, THE VOTES HAVE BEEN COUNTED AND VERIFIED BY INDEPENDENT SCRUTINEERS.

THE WORLD HAS BEEN CLAMOURING FOR THIS PERSON TO WIN IN THEIR MILLIONS. I KNOW THE WINNER PERSONALLY AND CAN CONFIRM WHAT A HUMBLE MAN HE IS AND A DESERVED WINNER. THE MAN IS A HEADLINE GENIUS WITH SCORES OF NEWSPAPER EDITORS HANGING ON EVERY WORD HE SAYS. THERE ARE NOT SUFFICIENT WORDS IN THE DICTIONARY TO DESCRIBE ALL THE TALENTS OF THIS MAN.

MY SYMPATHY GOES TO THE OTHER COMPETITORS BUT THEY REALLY WEREN'T AT THE RACES IN FACT THEY WEREN'T EVEN IN THE SAME COUNTRY.

IT REMAINS FOR ME TO SAY THAT THE WINNER IS

 

What can I say!! I'm speechless, I don't know what to say.........

All I can really say is......







Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. (Sustained cheers, applause.)

Tonight, more than 200 years after a former colony won the right to determine its own destiny, the task of finding the perfect Headline has been realized. (Cheers, applause.)

It has been realised because you reaffirmed the spirit that has triumphed over war and depression, the spirit that has lifted this country from the depths of despair to the great heights of hope, the belief that while each of us will pursue our own individual dreams, we are a Not606 family, and we rise or fall together as one nation and as one people. (Cheers, applause.)

Tonight, in this election, you, the Not606 people, reminded us that while our road has been hard, while our journey has been long, we have picked ourselves up, we have fought our way back, and we know in our hearts that for Not606, the best is yet to come.

(Cheers, applause.) I want to thank every member who participated in this election. (Cheers, applause.) Whether you voted for the very first time (cheers) or waited in line for a very long time (cheers) – by the way, we have to fix that – (cheers, applause) – whether you pounded the pavement or picked up the phone (cheers, applause), whether you held a Trev sign or a Oh Be One sign, you made your voice heard and you made a difference. (Cheers, applause.)

I just spoke with Smoggie, Commie and Jacka and I congratulated them and on a hard-fought campaign. (Cheers, applause.) We may have battled fiercely, but it's only because we love this country deeply and we care so strongly about its future. And that is a legacy that we honour and applaud tonight.

(Cheers, applause.)

And I wouldn't be the man I am today without the woman who agreed to marry me 32 years ago. (Cheers, applause.) Let me say this publicly. Denise, I have never loved you more. (Cheers, applause.)

Kids – (cheers, applause) – before my very eyes, you're growing up to become strong, smart, beautiful young women, just like your mom and man, just like me. (Cheers, applause.) And I am so proud of you guys.

To the best campaign team and volunteers in the history of the Not606 Headline Game – (cheers, applause) – the best – the best ever – (cheers, applause) – some of you were new this time around, and some of you have been at my side since the very beginning.

(Cheers, applause.) But all of you are family. No matter what you do or where you go from here, you will carry the memory of the history we made together. (Cheers, applause.) Thank you for believing all the way – (cheers, applause) – to every hill, to every valley. (Cheers, applause.) You lifted me up the whole day, and I will always be grateful for everything that you've done and all the incredible work that you've put in. (Cheers, applause.)

Not606, I believe we can build on the progress we've made and continue to fight for new jobs and new opportunities and new security for the middle class. I believe we can keep the promise of our founding, the idea that if you're willing to work hard, it doesn't matter who you are or where you come from or what you look like or where you love. It doesn't matter whether you're black or white or Hispanic or Asian or Native American or young or old or rich or poor, abled, disabled, gay or straight. (Cheers, applause.) You can make it here on Not606 if you're willing to try.

(Cheers, applause.)

I believe we can seize this future together because we are not as divided as our politics suggests. We're not as cynical as the pundits believe. We are greater than the sum of our individual ambitions and we remain more than a collection of red states and blue states. We are, and forever will be Not606 Newcastle. (Cheers, applause.)

And together, with your help and God's grace, we will continue our journey forward and remind the world just why it is that we live in the greatest nation on earth. (Cheers, applause.) Thank you. (Cheers, applause.) God bless you. God bless Not606 Newcastle. (Cheers, applause.)

 

Rigged/Fixed/Set-up/Prearranged

Take your pick ball-bag, this is an absolute disgrace.

 

Well done Trev.

Now where's that £5 you promised me for voting for you?

 

You sniveling little twat. Slobbering all over Trev's junk like Ashley over a steak pie.

 

All you have to do is send me your Bank details including password and number and I'll make sure you get the £5.

 

Well he did have the best headline - for a fiver!

 

So a fiver for a blowy is all it is now? Even for a wrinkled old sex fiend like Trev? The gay scene is clearly a lot cheaper than the hetrosexual. Not that I have been cheating on Mrs Gully with prossers. I can imagine what that gold digger would charge me for a blowy.

 

Ok BG we'll let you win the Toon match headline game this weekend!

 

That is the kind of joke a mackem would make, just saying

I think I have actually won one of these. I'm just a bad loser. And a bad winner. And a bad man.

 

I've never won it either. Just man up! I don't let it affect me!

 

Yes well done Trev for finally winning the game that you invented, initiated and judge, And you shouldn't feel that its any less of a victory despite the fact that your win occurred in a week when only 4 people could be bothered to play and only 4 votes were received, By the way it was very good of the 2 new members Denise and Sineed to start their contribution to this forum by also voting for your entry,
Welcome to the winners club!

 

Has Trev been cheating again....shame on you if you have.

 

Watch it mate. I know a good lawyer. If you're not careful he'll be on to you like a rash. You apologise and I'll think about going easy on you. How dare you say I'm wrinkled. I was at the gym last week, it may have just been to pick my daughter up but I was there and that's what counts.

Plus he hasn't given me his bank details yet, so technically I didn't buy his vote 'cos I ain't paid him yet.