https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/27/sunbather-forced-run-cover-attacked-flock-seagulls-7663446/ please log in to view this image This sun-worshipper’s relaxing afternoon soon turned into a nightmare after she was attacked by a flock of seagulls. The unnamed woman was forced to run for cover after she was joined by dozens of scavengers. The bikini-clad bather had been at Broadstairs, Kent when the incident happened. "I was minding my own business on the beach when along came A Flock Of Seagulls, I Ran." please log in to view this image Pesky 80's pop bands nicking chips, the little tykes!
Looks like you made it into today's Metro Grove: A couple forced their 11-year-old son to join them having sex to try and stop him from being gay. The parents, who have not been named to protect his identity, made him watch them in bed and take part in various acts. His father told police it was because he wanted to keep his son ‘on the straight and narrow’. https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/26/couple-made-11-year-old-sex-stop-gay-7661889/?ito=cbshare
Not me, my son isn't 11. Imagine my delight when Grove Junior told me he had a girlfriend only to find out she's an Arab! please log in to view this image
I knew a girl from Haverfordwest once. Proper durty, like putting your hand in a painter's paste bucket.
