http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/18/man-claims-lost-virginity-female-alien-painful-climax-7169858/ Meet David Huggins. He’s a 74-year-old man living in Hoboken, New Jersey. And he claims to have lost his virginity to a female alien at the tender age of 17. ‘This is the woman I never told anyone about,’ he says in the trailer for a new documentary about his life. ‘When I was 17 I lost my virginity to a female extraterrestrial, and that’s all I can say about it.’ Huggins has dedicated his life to proving his story is true. He paints pictures of the scenes he claims to be remembering on a daily basis. please log in to view this image Huggins said: ‘I was walking in the woods, and I see a woman sitting under a tree – and she gets up and she starts coming towards me. I become very aroused sexually; I couldn’t get my pants down fast enough. I fall back on the ground and I’m lying there and she’s looking at me, and I reach my climax, which was quite painful, actually; it was very intense. And then I’m looking in her eyes and I pass out. Virginity lost.’ please log in to view this image All I can say is aliens are sh*t at hide and seek.
"Huggins has dedicated his life to proving his story is true. He paints pictures of the scenes he claims to be remembering on a daily basis". Well if a painting of the incident won't convince people then nothing will.
I like how he still sticks to the big black eyed grey alien format but paints her/it in a dress. Because of course you'd travel light years across the cosmos and pop in to the local dress shop so that you blend in as you are about to hump an earthling. I'm with Victor Meldrew on this one.
Sounds even more legit Couple ordered to remove Christmas wreath because it’s a health and safety risk please log in to view this image A couple have spoken out after they were told to remove their Christmas wreath because it was deemed a fire hazard. Charlie Bridges and Katie Tomkinson received a letter telling them to take it down by December 18 or face having it confiscated. Mr Bridges, who is a full-time carer for his wife, said: ‘It’s absolutely ridiculous. It’s health and safety gone mad. ‘I’m a Christian and I should be allowed to decorate my house with Christmas decorations. The wreath doesn’t contain lights, there’s no electricity involved at all so I can’t understand why it’s a fire risk.’ Mr Bridges, who lives in a housing association flat in Quarn Way, Derby, said: ‘I’ve got a Christmas tree, I’ve got Christmas lights in my house and I’ve got a fridge – should I remove all of them too in case they catch fire? Not sure how Christian the heart wreath is and with it being covered in mistletoe would indicate it is more of a pagan symbol, what with the early Christians hijacking druidic and pagan festivals to be absorbed into their own. At least they get their 15 minutes and a few quid from The Metro to spend on Celebrations. Oh yes, Wid Ye?
"Mr Bridges, who is a full-time carer for his wife" ie. unemployed and stays at home all day force feeding his wife to due a fat fetish.
This may only be relevant to fellow commentators from Leith or possibly other parts of Edinbourg! 07.00 - Tam O' Shanter 09.00 - The Marksman 11.00 - Swanny's Bar 13.00 - The Vine 15.00 ......... - The 'Central' Probable 'Wid'!
