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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Jan 18, 2012.

  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Italian divers searching the stricken cruise ship tried to rescue 2 Glaswegians at the bar... "**** off" they shouted "we're all inclusive"
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jan 18, 2012
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    Apparently at the time of the sinking, there was a magician (this is true by the way!) half way through his act and he left his poor side kick (like a debby magee of sorts lol) inside the bloody box and did a disappearing act! Well that's what it said in the paper like...
     
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  3. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    and when the divers pulled the curtain back she was on dry land
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jan 18, 2012
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    That joke went down well!!! A bit like the ship then eh!
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jan 18, 2012
  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    TBH the lack of responce knocked me sideways mate
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jan 18, 2012
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    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    It made me laugh, but I just couldn't think of an immediate reply...
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jan 18, 2012
  7. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    well hop back on board till you do captain
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jan 18, 2012
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    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, but I can't because I have to go to work now...<cry>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jan 18, 2012
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    Don't forget to get your tickets for the costa concordia lottery, apparrantly it's a roll over
     
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    murray out, Jan 18, 2012
  10. Charley Farley

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    Women and Captains first!

    (Captain Sensible album in the 80's)
     
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    Charley Farley, Jan 19, 2012

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    Lionel Richie has cancelled all gigs on cruise liners because he fears that "Dancing on the Ceiling" will not go down very well with the passngers.

    Boom Boom

    I'll get me coat.

    Bart
     
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    master-simpson, Jan 19, 2012

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