Soppy Bollocks Rules

Rules as below........

(1) The winning nominator will have to award the trophy to the winner in a new thread, in the event of the eventual winner receiving multiple nominations (for the same reason) then the first winning nominator of the eventual winner will have to do the honours.

(2) Failure to do a funny trophy presentation to the winner in a new thread will result in a default automatic nomination for the winning nominator the next month. Likewise, failure to present the trophy to the winner within 10 days after the vote will also result in an automatic nomination the following month for the winning nominator unless it's unavoidable for a fair enough reason, with my decision being final.

(3) The previous monthly winner is up for nomination the following month by default as before, regardless of how the trophy was previously won. The reigning champion can also be nominated for different reasons to avoid them getting away with other SB worthy things, so no more license to get away with other stuff anymore.

(4) The previous monthly winner has no choice too reject or ignore the trophy awarded to them even if they don't accept it, the elected winner's the winner regardless.

(5) In the event of a tied vote, the person nominated first will be declared the winner.

(6) Any cheating that comes to my attention will result in the perpetrator being announced the winner and automatically awarded the trophy.

(7) If someone nominates another person more than once in the same month for the same reason and they fail to persuade me the reason for the nomination, then the nominator will be automatically nominated.

I'll cut the month short to get the winner decided by the end of the month as before so it doesn't overlap into the next month, so worst case scenario if someone does anything that's SB worthy after the vote is up then you'll have to nominate them the following month.

I'll run the nomination thread with my usual complete and utter fairness as before. Myself and Norman are excluded from nominations.

NB

I reserve the right to make any changes at any time as the thread organiser.

 

**** off, ya ****ing dictator

 

Could you clarify rule 5?

If if comes to your attention?

Obviously I know you don't approve grassing up?

 

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http://vine.co.uk/674d7db2-88a5-4a11-a71f-e1e5f2521c18

 

Can I nominate Elland for posting a vine that don't work?
I will post in the nom thread and find out!

 

As mighty is the existing holder of a SBA he is already nominated right?

 

If Kim is excluded then we will run an award just for him where we have a monthly poll on a championship board to decide his biggest ricket.....

There are five or six belters lined up for the first poll....

This happens unless Kim decides he can be nominated....

 

Evening geet.

 

It means that if I'm made aware of any cheating then woe betide the cheating slag!

 

Where's the link Matt!

Some things never change, you're still on a mission to win the golden trophy!

 

Long as you post it in the right area!

 

Wrong!

 

Go ahead and **** that up as well Norman, like when you tried to take over the SB.

 

Evening Kim

 

All reet mate, who you calling a ****ing dictator?

 

You, ya ****er, with all your rules and regulations for the SBA

I hear you've had some very bad news today matey

 

You're right mate, I've been to lenient on the SB rules.

Bad news mate, why what happened?