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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dejazzero, Jan 18, 2011.

  1. Dejazzero

    Dejazzero Member

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    Who do you think you are kidding Partick Thistle, If you think old Airdrie's done?
    We are the boys- we are loyal and we're true, and if you come to Broomfield we will stick the boot in you,
    So who do you think you are kidding Partick Thistle, if you think old Airdrie's done!!


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    Way down in darkest africa

    where the celts have never been

    there lies a body of an elephant sh@gged by the section b

    cause were the perverts of the nation

    were the boys youve never seen

    were a bunch of low down barstards

    were the mental section b

    we have a reputation for seducing little girls

    and mugging old age pensioners

    make up our cheap day thrills

    cause were the perverts of the nation

    were the boys youve never seen

    were a bunch of low down barstards

    we're the airdrie section b
     
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  2. BolloBollo

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    Park Park where ever you may be,
    you eat dogs in your own country,
    could be worse, could be scouse,
    eatin' dead rats in your council house!


    my name is super Kev Campbell,
    I scored in a scramble,
    I know where the ****ing net is!
    And when I walk down the street,
    all the people I meet shout HEY ****** WHAT'S YOUR NAME!


    Or my favorite. Lee Howie played for Sunderland and his brother Steven Howie played for Newcastle.
    So when ever Lee Howies scored the Sunderland fans would sing (to the tune of the Diorect Line Ad)

    LEE HOWIE, LEE HOWIE, LEE HOOWWIIIIEEE...
    YOUR BROTHER IS A ****!!!
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Don't blame it on the Hamann
    Don't blame it on the Finnan
    Don't blame it on the Biscan

    Blame it on Traore

    He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet.
     
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  4. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    That Traore one was a favorite <laugh>

    Annnn.. derrrr... son son son,
    better than Kleberson,
    Anderson... son son son,
    he's our midefield magician,
    to the left, to the right,
    do the samba every night,
    he's got class, with the brass,
    and he ****'s on Fabregas
     
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  5. BolloBollo

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    Simple, effective and true at the time <ok>

    Me brother's in borstel, my mam's got pox.
    Me sister's a whooker down Hartlepool docks.
    My uncles a pervert, me nan's quite mad!
    The Jack the Rippers me dad! Na Na NAh
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    "When the ball hit you in the eye, like a big pizza pie, that's Zamora!
    When the ball hits you in the head, even sitting in row z, that's Zamora!"

    "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy, faaaaatttttt Eddie Murphy" - sang to Hasslebank

    "Re re wind.. when the girl says no molester" - sang to Van Persie

    "There's only two Andy Gorams, twoooo Andy Gorams"

    " Neville Neville, Their future's immense, Neville Neville, They play in defence, Neville Neville, Like Jacko they're bad, Neville Neville, Is the name of their dad."
     
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  7. BolloBollo

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    The Van Persie oneß Pud <laugh>
     
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  8. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Ooooooh ****ey..... ****ey, ****ey, ****ey, ****ey Galloway!
     
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  10. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Tom Huddlestone, whoa
    Tom Huddlestone, whoa
    The dirty ****ing yid
    He looks like Jordans kid
     
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  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Talking of Jordan's kid, did you hear that Channel 4 are supposed to be dropping Frankie Boyle's programme?
     
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  12. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    No wonder, it's pish
     
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  13. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I haven't seen it, but I didn't find him particularly funny on his dvd.
     
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  14. we went to see him and heckled him for most of the night. he was ****in ragin
     
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  15. EDGE

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    We know Nev, you don't need to go ****in on about it every ****in day!!!

    If it's not "we heckled Frankie Boyle" it's "Gary - Tank commander is ****in amazing" <grr>

    <doh>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Nev, if you heckle him more than 5 times in one night then he runs out of things to say back.

    "Aye Frankie ya ****, we heard you use that one on your last dvd <ok> "
     
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  17. SleepySpecialK

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    Tina Tina show us yer baws.....Tina.....show us your baws
    Tina Tina show us yer baws.....Tina.....show us your manly arms
     
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  18. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Go **** yourself you alcoholic attention seeking arsehole.:emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  19. SleepySpecialK

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    <wah>

    Touched a nerve?
     
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  20. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    No, I'm due my period is all.

    You're not special, despite what your name says.
     
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