Swing low, sweet chariot. Coming for to carry me home. Swing low sweet chariot. Flying on the first plane home.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walk into a pub...... To see Wales in the World Cup Semi Finals !
Martin Johnson takes the English team out for training and tells everyone to assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.
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Three rugby fans were on their way to a game when one fan noticed a foot protruding from a clump of bushes on the side of the road. They all stopped and discovered it was a nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Springbok fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The All-Black fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the England fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the springbok cap, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the All-Black cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. The officer then lifted the England cap, replaced it, lifted it replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time. The England fan was getting upset and finally asked," what are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking lifting and looking?" Well," said the officer," I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under an England hat, I find an arsehole!"
The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "England for the World Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
There's a rumour going around that England paid Johnno 5 million quid to coach the rugby team..makes you wonder how much they would have paid for a good one
The police rescued a small lad from his parents who beat him constantly. He was placed with an aunt, who sadly beat him too. Then he went to a foster home, where again he was beaten.He has now been placed with the England rugby team who, as we know, cannot beat anyone.
The English Rugby Union have announced a three-way joint shirt sponsorship deal with an oil company, a designer clothing brand and a parcel delivery firm. The shirt sponsor logos will read Total fcuk UPS
On a tour of New Zealand coinciding with the World Cup, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing an England rugby shirt, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Wales shirts. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while the other two reached out and pulled the blue semiconscious England fan from the water. Then, using the long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat. Immediately, the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between the Welsh and the English, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his pals, "Oh mush, who was that ?" "It was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well" the harpooner said, "he may have access to God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up okay or do we need to get another one?"
