Dejan Lovren,you are a ****, you made me sick as a parrot last Sunday. Defending like that again I am going to cut off your cock. I mean it,you have tested my patience to the limit. Jurgen Klopp your God father is even fed up, I understand he is not going to play you in the immediate future. If I cut off your cock, Lovern cannot make love again. What about that?.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4454888/Liverpool-s-Dejan-Lovren-signs-new-100-000-week-deal.html
I'd choose "Don't worry, be happy, because I remember how **** Rodgers made you and how you improved immediately after Klopp arrived." This is possibly because I don't have a short memory, tra la la.