Alright lads, got a little problem that I was hoping you could all help me with. Basically, I was just on the Indian Premier board looking for some indigestion help but to no avail, Gareth Bale, they had no advice. I thought all was lost, Giovanni Dos Santos until one delightful chap, Harry Redknapp, filled me in on you guys and suggested I tried the spuds board... So pointed me in your direction! You see, I am an avid chef and regularly enter the yearly McClainâs Premier League homemade chips competition. Every year I enter, but Iâve never won it. The problem I first thought was all down to the deep fat frying system Iâve been using, but now Iâm pretty sure itâs got to be my choice of spuds. It appears every time I enter my homemade chips, Luka Modric. The judges get horrific bowel movement and end up on the toilet for days on end, Andros Townsend. Itâs almost torture Kyle Walker and makes me dull, Brad Friedel. As you can guess, this severely limits my chances of winning. I make them several times a year and occasionally they look as good as they come, Thomas Huddlestone! So I get my hopes up that this will be my year to take home the âdoughâ, Jermaine Defoe! You see there is quite a large cash prize and a chance to show of my prime-cut spuds all around europe for the top placed entrants! Saying that, a couple of years ago I did infact Van Der Varrt, cart my spuds around Europe! From what Iâve heard it made the scousers jealous, Jermaine Jenas! Apparently we took their place? But I donât think anyones seen them in Europe since? So I guess they arenât in it anymore, Jake Livermore. It was a wonderful experience, actually Iâd say it was super duper, Verden Corluka. I got to go to Italy where I won a spot on itv for having the best sppuds in Milan! Ohhh you should have seen me, Carlo Cudicini!! However i wasnât so lucky in Madrid I suppose, Danny Rose. I was looking for a few new spuds to bring back with me to England, you know the small technical type. But I suppose those guys in red and white where right... Theres no Spuds in Europe!! Anyway, I canât afford to pay the gas, William Gallas. So I regularly evade it, which means buying a new oven for White Hart Lane, Harry Kane is completely out of the question. As the authorites may wonder how I can afford to buy a brand new oven when I donât even pay my taxes?... I mean the gas bill!!! Evidently David Bently, Iâm stuck at a blip and donât know what to do. Iâve been through everything, Ledley King but just canât seem to get in the top 4 regualarly, nevermind win a trophy!! Please help guys, I spend so much money every year on new spuds and Iâm still yet to win the McClains Premier League. Stopping chips is not an option, oh god no, Assou-Ekotto.. As i think theyâre awesome, Michael Dawson. So what do you think, do you reckon thereâs something wrong with the Spuds? Sincerely Daniel Levi.
Really???? Someone posting on a forum is why some people should never be allowed to reproduce.... Really?????? You really see any sense in that comment?? Reallyy????????? Are you Korean?
