I don`t have a car or license so i don`t need the space but it`s a residents only road and you have to have a permit to park on the street... I don`t know why, but it really pisses me off, tempted to move mine and the neighbours wheelie bins around the car to freak him out when they return.... Suggestions please?
Keys right down both sides of the cheeky bastard's motor. That'll reach them to park where they shouldn't.
If someone parks across your drive preventing you from getting onto your own property you haven't any chance but if you had a car on the drive and someone parked across it they are liable to have it towed away by the Rozzers for causing an obstruction. If it is on your road without the correct permit to park you can phone your local authority giving the make, model and registration with any identifying marks (photos would be better) and they may take action. Some Councils have mobile traffic units (Africans on mopeds) who may speed round and ticket the offender. Or jam a potato up his exhaust and watch the car go bang.
Slash 2 of the tyres , he/she will only have one spare so they'll still be stranded. If it's a he then come out of the house as he's there and just tut, if it's a goodlooking she invite her in for 'her own safety' as there is obviously a loony with a knife on the loose. Once she's indoors proceed to rape and mutilate the car space hogging trollop. Then kill her and bury her or keep her in the cellar for future fun and frolics. p.s. pics are always required
I have a ****ty VW outside my house, if it`s still there after dark i`m drawing a huge cock and balls on the passenger side door in magic marker....
Genius ,in permanent marker on the windscreen.... It will still be funny no matter where he drives ......
Draw a '**** zone' in chalk round the perimeter of his car so that he can't access it without admitting he's a bummer. That'll show him.
Not personally, as I now live in Kent. But I know many people who do. Although none of them use them for any "extra-curricular" purposes as far as I know. You'll have to look elsewhere.
OK ,We`ll play your game, would you rather be the rusty silver VW Passat or a scruffy overgrown double driveway?
