was round shaggin this wee tart last night, went to leave in ma BMW but it was blocked in by a ****in green skoda! so a marched up to this trampy lookin hoose acrosss the road and rattled the door. some pre-pubescent teenager answered the door with pink rabbit slippers on suckin his thumb. a told him to tell his ****in da to mave his ****ty motor or a wud petrol bomb it. he pissed his pants on the door step and started cryin so a just thot **** this and got a taxi home. better be moved today tho!
The guy who came to my door was short, in his 50s, ginger, had a Wullie Thorne tash, English and was wearing a Salmon Pringle jumper. Is that you Nev?
