Off Topic some things are just wrong.

For example.

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Have you tried them, Commie?

 

No, and i never plan to. I've just seen them advertised on tv for the first time.

 

Wid

 

I don’t think you should write them off without trying them, Commie.

See if they do turkey and carrot flavours, and that could be your Christmas dinner sorted.

 

Maybe they'll even do spunk flavour, just for you

 

Really? they sound honking.

 

Why would Walkers even begin to think about planning an ad campaign for spunk flavoured crisps?

 

For all the ****y *****s, and then the deviants like you.

 

Defo wid!!! Love sprouts!

Best part of Christmas

 

You're a heathen.

 

I would definitely try them. Would also hope to get the trumps after.

 

Best? What about all the presents and family and booze and chocolates and snow and Christmas trees and the Pogues and Eastenders Murders and mountain of accrued debt and dustbin delays and shooting next door’s cat in the face?

 

It's all about sprouts crisps in the hurley house this year.. Even though he'll have to eat them in his secret cupboard.

 

I read today that a pair of emo mongs tried to do a joint suicide and one of them bottled the jump... at some point for a split second, the splattered emo that jumped was thinking “You ****”.

 

Best

 

He’s a vegan mate.

 

The other was thinking 'mug, fooled you'.

 

He should spend xmas with piskie. They can share a plate of parsnips.