Was just looking for a video of matt derbyshire diving on satiurday (which I can't find) and came across this. Some funny hammers jokes, and 1 about Saints (2 if you count Strachan) http://www.humorsphere.com/football/soccer_jokes.htm
Couple of funny enough ones to change to "portsmouth" and send it to all my contacts from the dark side of hampshire :L