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Off Topic Some quite astounding allegations made regarding the PM

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Twitter is in meltdown over this story from today.
    I personally think the author of the book has made a rasher decision regarding going public like this.
    It's sow the media like work these days I suppose. Drip feeding scraps of info into the trough when they get someone to squeal.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...outh-while-at-oxford-university-10510500.html

    Downing Street has refused to comment on extraordinary allegations made in a new book that David Cameron performed an obscene act with a dead pig and smoked cannabis while he was at Oxford University.

    Lord Ashcroft, the former deputy chairman of the Conservative Party and a prolific donor, reported the claims in Call Me Dave: The Unauthorised Biography.

    It comes during a continuing feud between the pair, who are said to have fallen out after Lord Ashcroft was passed over for a leading role in the Coalition Government.

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    Conservative peer and multimillionaire Lord Ashcroft reported the claims in his 'unauthorised biography' of Mr Cameron

    The book accuses David Cameron of being part of a debauched group called the Piers Gaveston Society, as well as the infamous Bullingdon Club, during his time at Oxford.

    Lord Ashcroft and the book's co-author, Isabel Oakeshott, the former Sunday Times political editor, wrote that an unnamed “distinguished Oxford contemporary”, who is now an MP, recalled how Mr Cameron took part in an “outrageous” initiation ceremony at a Piers Gaveston event.

    “His extraordinary suggestion is that the future PM inserted a private part of his anatomy into the animal’s mouth,” an excerpt published by the Daily Mail claimed.


    Lord Ashcroft wrote that the man made the same allegation three times, with increasing detail, and claimed a
    photograph existed of the act.


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    The alleged incidents happened during Mr Cameron's time studying at Oxford University

    Its alleged owner has not responded to Lord Ashcroft’s request to view the photo, and the peer wrote that it may be a “case of mistaken identity”.

    The book also contains allegations that Mr Cameron smoked cannabis with university friends who nicknamed themselves the "Flam Club", and later allowed cocaine at his home in London.

    A spokesperson for the Prime Minister told The Independent: “It’s a no comment from us. On any of it.”

    Few sitting MPs have commented on the story but the Liberal Democrat leader, Tim Farron, wrote on Twitter: "I've never been more pleased to be a vegetarian."

    Former Conservative MP Louise Mensch emphasised that the claims were unproven and characterised the story as: “I didn't see anything – but a mystery bloke has a photo.”
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    Former Conservative MP Louise Mensch defended the Prime Minister

    She added: “I'm sorry, Corbyn fans. Cam just didn't Kermit the Crime.”

    Others suggested that the unnamed source may be trying to damage Mr Cameron’s reputation during his second term as Prime Minister.

    Mr Cameron has refused to say whether he took drugs at university, only insisting he had not taken cocaine since becoming an MP in 2001. In an interview after being elected leader of the Conservative party in 2005, he said: “What is private in the past should remain private.”

    It is not the first time he has faced claims he smoked cannabis at university. Mr Cameron would not comment to claims made in a 2007 biography that he was grounded from Eton as a 15-year-old after being caught smoking weed.

    George Osborne defended him at the time, insisting the public did not care what political leaders got up to during their youth.

    “It's not been denied by David, but he's also said that we are not in the business of saying that politicians can't have a private life before they come into politics,” Mr Osborne said.
     
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  2. Captainchaos.

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    I always knew
     
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  3. Merino's Ballerina Feet

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    <laugh>

    He'll still manage to save his bacon.
     
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  4. Toon_Man_Sam1

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    Its very easy to pork fun at someone for something they did a long time ago and so what if the guy likes to pay for Boars
     
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    Considering some of the excesses that I have seen as a youngster I've got to say I don't really care, in some respects whilst a bit mad pissing around with a dead pig the drug taking and other stuff just makes him a bit more human, at least he can understand the effect it can have on you both the good highs and the bad **** that can follow, one of the reasons why I don't do drugs is because of my experience with them for several years from my teens into mid twenties.
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So essentially he ****ed a pig in his younger days while under the influence. Didn't we all at some stage <laugh>

    Seriously what a petty little war. I bet 90% of us have taken drugs and done some daft **** when we were younger. Mind I can't say I ever entered a farm animal, dead or alive. Each to their own though :) I just don't care.
     
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    When I think back through the haze a farm animal might have been a better choice, beer goggles and a spliff or two really do lead to some waking up nightmares.
     
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    But i ended up marrying mine!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Its the getting rid of them or sneaking out afterwards. Then the inevitable keenness on their part if you run into them again.
     
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    <laugh> I hope this is an ex and you have traded in her in for the built asian model then.
     
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    He will probably be worried about losing the Muslim vote now.
     
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    Of c
    Of course I am refering to the ex-wife. Particularly if current one reads this.
     
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    So you are saying it is not only unclean for you if you consume it. I'd say its unclean for the pig also. Allah knows where Dave dropped his chopper in those days.
     
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    I dont think it specifies in the Quran whether its okay to put your plonker in a pigs mouth but I suspect it would be frowned upon.
     
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    The Daily Mash summed up my feelings on this perfectly:

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/polit...r-put-his-cock-in-a-pigs-mouth-20150921102114

    THE nation is not remotely surprised to hear that its leader shoved his penis into the mouth of a dead pig.

    Reports that David Cameron mimicked the act of fellatio with the severed head of a farm animal while his Bullingdon Club friends whooped and cheered have been greeted with tired indifference.

    Bus driver Roy Hobbs said: “That’s exactly the sort of thing I imagined they got up to.

    “By ‘they’ I mean our masters, the people who have always run the country and always will. They can do what they want because they have money, power and a callous indifference to most things.

    “Meanwhile I shall continue driving this bus every day.”

    Teacher Mary Fisher said: “I can’t remember whether I had already heard this or just thought I did.

    “I’m sure I saw a satirical play at Edinburgh called Pigshead Revisited where one of them got noshed off by a pig, but maybe it was Osborne or Boris. But I might have dreamed that.

    “Anyway, you only have to look at them to know what they’re like.”
     
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    No wonder Vlad looks a bit unsure which one to have "Urgh that one has Dave's jizz on it"
     
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  17. Consett Mag

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    He enjoys a bit of his wife's camel toe too.
     
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    I bet it was just thatcher
     
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    Shagging animals? I bet ACS was the instigator. I see he was quick to post a thread about it.
     
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    got told the day by a friend ..that apparently 250 per head gets allocated or budgeted to the south for the usual things ...and the north east gets 50 pence per head when told this


    mr cameron apparently turned round and said ...think yourself lucky you have nissan .


    a complete and utter tosser ..
     
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