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Some people shouldn't be allowed to drive.

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  1. Alan Shearer

    Alan Shearer Member

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    Just took the new burd in the office out on site. She has just passed her test so I let her drive. while we were there it started to rain and she asked me to drive back because she doesn't like driving in the rain. <doh>
     
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    Alan Shearer, Aug 20, 2012
  2. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    If I can keep my slice under control, I don't mind driving in the rain.
     
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    Cyclonic, Aug 20, 2012
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The correct repsonse to that was "Sook ma cock, or walk, ya bint."
     
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    Gambol, Aug 20, 2012
  4. Alan Shearer

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    nah it was don't be so ****ing stupid. shes not talking to me anymore.
     
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    Alan Shearer, Aug 20, 2012
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    Ayrton Senna probably wished he couldnt drive.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 20, 2012
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I think during the moments before impact he was wishing quite the opposite.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 20, 2012
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    The royal family were over the moon to discover that Henri Paul couldn't drive <ok>
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Girl just passed her test and didn't fancy driving in the rain.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 20, 2012
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>. Saved them from doing Diana in themselves. That could have got messy. Auld Lizzie behind a door with a baseball bat.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 20, 2012
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes. We. Got. That. Thanks.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 20, 2012

  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I typed it out as I wanted to see it and work out the point the OP was making.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 20, 2012
  12. The Howling Skull

    The Howling Skull New Member

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    Ah, the Royal Conspiracies version of Cluedo. My favourite version.
     
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    in the library with the candlestick.

    Colonel Philly
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 20, 2012
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Waddingtons were in on it. FACT.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 20, 2012
  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    "Some people shouldn't be allowed to drive".

    Your prayers are answered Kim. Under 17s, banned drivers and sufferers of certain medical conditions are not allowed to drive.

    Hope this helps.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 20, 2012
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    Women should not be allowed to drive full stop. Only dispensation is if they have proof they are either dropping off or picking up their husband/boyfriend from the pub.

    Think how less congested the roads would be<cool>
     
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    gas, Aug 20, 2012
  17. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    for some of the dogs that I know - that would increase the traffic on the road.
     
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