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Some People, Honestly!!

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    So you've never been to a graveyard on the morning of mothering sunday to save yourself a few bob then? Actually, come to think of, neither have I.
     
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    Typical scummy aberdonians.
     
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    They're actually weegies I'm afraid Dunger.

    Try again sonny.
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

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    Who cares? Who are these daft ****s who leave tributes at the scenes of murders/deaths of people they don't know?

    Just ****s who get off on sharing in other people's grief, that's who.
     
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    It was friends and family you stupid ****in ****.
     
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    Cunt must have been popular <laugh>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whit is it about wimmin and flowers?

    Why do they get so much enjoyment out of cutting off one of mother nature's gifts in it's prime just to watch them slowly die in a vase.

    It's because wimmin are inherently evil. That's why. They are original sin. They tempt us with their tits and their vaginas to commit original sin.

    Oh Lord! Protect us!
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

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    I blame the Florists. The people who did this were obviously driven to extreme measures by the high price of flowers.
     
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    Yes very much this. Thankfully i've never had a relative stabbed outside a night club but if I did I'd like to think i wouldn't want to leave flowers outside
     
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    I'd leave the knife...
     
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    They should have ordered a Knife-shaped floral tribute, that would have been classy.
     
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    The sad thing is you wouldn't be altogether surpised if they had.
     
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    There was no knife involved folks.

    He was choked to death by one of the bouncers kneeling on his windpipe.
     
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    A windpipe-shaped tribute then.
     
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    Must you be so facetious all the time?
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dammit. Yet another innocent club goer killed by an out of control bouncer for doing nothing at all whatsovever to get himself forcibly ejected from the premises and restrained.

    When will the madness end?
     
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    A nice jacket and bow tie floral arrangement would have been quite appropriate both as a token of affection to the deceased and a mark of appreciation for the diifcult and thankless task the nation's night club bouncers have to do every weekend.
     
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    Yup, you have to wonder about the chain of events leading up to the tragic incident.

    I've been reliably informed that he was ejected three times so will wait and see.

    It's a horrible ****ty place The Tonik Bar, full of young neds and wannabes.
     
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    I resemble that statement.
     
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