Just had a call from my best mate, he's not the best with computers and is struggling with itunes. He got a new ipod and was moving stuff about now he's got the red (!) next to the song which happens when the ****e software that is itunes cannot find the path. Its easily solved but not if you hardly use a computer. So another mate has offered to help out if in return my best mate fixes the dent in his car for free (my best mates a panel beater & spraypainter) Does anyone else see how much of a **** that makes him out to be? I feel like ringing the wee fat **** up and telling him to drag his speccy arse round there and do it for free and be ****ing happy about it. Here's the car he drives anyway, the best thing for it would be do shove it off the edge of a ****ing cliff. ****ing gaylord. please log in to view this image
He takes some stick for it, his facebook status once was "Just drived from Alloa to Denny with the top down singing Kings of Leon, am freezing now!" We all jumped on that comment, I called him a big fat gay bastard which he didnt like. ****.
Good idea Dougie Maybe he can do it with some sort of special paint that can only be seen by the lights from lamposts so for months he's wondering why every **** is driving past him & giving him the ****er sign each night
I've just remembered what I did to the ****s old car. I was working in a bar and there was a weird game with 2 fresh fish involved (dont ask) one of them got burst open, the other was intact so I shove it in a bag, drove up to his house and slapped the wee fishy on his windscreen. He was ****ing raging the next morning. He's lucky he didnt have his back windows open, he usually left them open as they had a latch and he could air his car.
Gayest Car for a man ever. What a ****-stabber. I've got an Alfa 147. Not the best built car in the world but look decent enough without being ****y please log in to view this image
