Well it seems really quiet so i thought i'd make a thread with a view jokes ( not by my own creation ) and you guys can post some funny jokes to ( dont have to be football related). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A boy told his mom, "I couldnt sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy"? His mom shocked that her son had seen his parents getting it on quickly replied " Well dear I was pushing the air out of him." The boy replied, " Oh then you're wasting your time. The lady next door blows him back up every day." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet." So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll Down. ---> <----- Scroll Up. I found all these quite funny so thought you guys might want some extra humour in your life . So if you got any funny jokes post them.
