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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by wizered, Jul 30, 2013.

  1. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    A Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai.

    He buys a small house in Broken Hill.

    A few days after he moves, in the friendly Aussie


    neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to

    the region. He goes next door, but on his way up the

    drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front

    yard chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt these

    'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for

    the day.

    The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is

    about to knock on the front door, he looks through the

    window and sees the Chinese man urinate into a glass and

    then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese

    custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet

    another day. A day later he decides to give it one last

    go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man

    lead a bull down the drive-way, pause, and then put his

    head next to the bull's bum.

    The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the

    Chineseman and says: “Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with

    your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the

    neighbourhood, and see you running around the yard after

    hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass, and drinking

    it, and then, today you have your head so close to that

    bull's bum, it could just about **** on you.”

    The Chinese man is very taken back and says: “So sorry sir! You

    not understand. These not Chinese customs I doing: these

    Australian Customs.”

    “What do you mean mate”, says the Aussie, “Those aren't

    Australian customs.”

    “Yes they are. Man at travel agent tell me”, replied the

    Chinese man. “He say, to become true Australian, I must learn to

    chase chicks, drink piss, and listen to bull-****”.
     
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  2. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I look forward to doing these things ;)
     
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  3. Supcon72

    Supcon72 Well-Known Member

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    Hey Wiz, in Broken Hill that is probably far nearer the mark than you could imagine!! Shiny it is cold down under right now mate, so don't assume it is t-shirt and short weather everyday mate.
     
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  4. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    thought I would check the weather the other day, Its still 20+ in Sydney at the moment, Is that cold for you? Over here that's considered a heat wave <laugh>
     
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    invermeremike Well-Known Member

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    They are wusses down under shiny and don't even begin to know what cold weather is like! Banana republic methinks!
     
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    invermeremike, Jul 31, 2013
  6. hawkmoonfy2

    hawkmoonfy2 Well-Known Member

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    Well they do grow bananas in a few places in Oz not many though
     
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