Some bastard...

...has been calling me regularly on a withheld number for the last 3 days and no leaving a message. Doin ma ****in nut in.

I refuse to answer calls where the caller is withheld or I don't recognise the number. If I dunno who ye are, leave a message and I'll decide if I want to speak to ye. Otherwise, **** off and no annoy me.

 

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Whit's so hard about leaving a voicemail if ye want to talk to me

 

It may be someone from this world communicating to you ****s in the afterlife

 

They reckon you won't answer if you see their number, same as when you don't see it. You should answer really.

 

It'll be a PPI number or some other ****s trying to get money out of you.

Answer and give them ER's number, he's desperate for any form of human interaction, even pre-recorded voices repeating messages on phones

 

Nope. I refuse. If they don't have the common courtesy to identify themselves then **** em.

 

I don't owe any **** money. And if I did am pretty sure they would be leaving progressively angrier messages to remind me.

 

Had a builder ****ing me about last year, wouldn't take my calls, tried him on a blocked line, he answered, promised he would sort everything out, still waiting; solicitors now.

 

oooft, sore yin

 

It's me ya **** and if ye hadne blocked my number I widne hifte withhold it . Now answer yer phone I want to sex talk ye

 

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Pics of ye in the nuddie first, sex talk later.

Otherwise known as The Tina Protocol.

 

Interesting.

I don't have a missus.

 

If you've got a hold of ma fone number I wid be truly scared

Stalkers don't like being stalked.

 

Who's that burd with Dev?

 

I've been picked for Gambol-baiting duties tonight. Can last night's 'mystery caller' please forward me his number.

Cheers.