This little bit of an advice session was prompted by an earlier article and it occurred to me that many of our younger readers could do with some guidance. Being a bit of an elder statesman, man about town and twice married gent I know a thing or two about controlling and training womenfolk, had two myself you know. These days I think there is a lack of honest help for the younger generation so its time to do my bit and I implore the other older members to chip in, I know it will be appreciated. Its vital during the early part of a marriage to lay down the ground rules, a woman is like a good horse, firm hand and simple rules are appreciated. Best in my view to sit them down with a cup of tea, they like tea and a stiff drink for you. Always stand with one leg cocked and arm on mantle shelf and one hand in ones pocket, statesman like, playing with ones bits always excites them. Both my wives were strong woman so it was important to be very firm, explain how the kitchen and housekeeping departments were their domain and sufficient housekeeping would be provided to ensure they would have the best. Normal duties would involve meals were made and on the table at the correct times, clothes collected from floor, washed and ready to wear when required. And of course they should always be ready to do ones duty when the urge came. I always insisted my wives practised the noises of satisfaction to ensure they were convincing during the act. If you are lucky enough to own one that can work and provide additional income, thus reducing your input, then allow them time off from household duties to go and earn that extra income, they appreciate that little bit of leeway, after all they have plenty of time at night when football is on to catch up. Finally make it clear that these are the rules, if they donââ¬â¢t like them they can leave right now, both mine did but there loss I think. Hope that helps our younger readers in their quest for happiness.
Does this 'kind' of woman exist now Syd ? I think back in the day maybe. Now ? I wish. She sounds good though, if you find her, push her in my direction. I'll do a straight swap with my wife, or maybe they could get on with each other ? mmm thats a thought.
Both mine now live with other, more plyable men and I live alone. Never been the same since we left India
I always admire a man who treats them fairly. You seem to have got the balance right Syd. I did too but for some reason my first legged it as well, can't imagine why.
You must just accept that some are not meant for domestic bliss but thats a good thing. Always ladies needed for that night out and thye little extra, you know the ones, good to have a good night with but not the sort you would take to meet mama and papa I remember one of mine saying one night, fancy a BJ, she was well away when it hit me, were the **** did she learn that.
Just dont get married that will avoid alot of problems Success at age 3 ...success is ... not peeing in your pants at age 10...success is ... having friends at age 16...success is ... having a drivers license at age 17...success is ... having sex at age 35...success is ... having money at age 50...success is ... having money at age 60...success is ... having sex at age 70...success is ... having a drivers license at age 75...success is ... having friends at age 80...success is ... not peeing in your pants
