Social Awkwardnesssicityness...

When you meet an ex by accident or at a social event what do you do?

Ignore? Try to upset? Try to pump?

I couldny be arsed making a friday poll out of this question.

 

Depends on the terms of the breakup. For some reason I seem to be more awkward around amicable breakup ex's.
For the nasty basturds I chat to them in a way like I would any random stranger I find myself forced to chat to, like nothing significant between us had happened in the first place
One night stands definitely the worst, especially if you have a current girlfriend in tow

 

My answer is on chatbox.

 

One night stands don't count for **** all. Apart from the ****ing.

Meet them again and it's a re-**** if ye feel like it and canny chase anythin else down that night.

 

I met an ex of mine the other day, she's heavy fat noo.

Must've been doing a helluva lot of comfort eating since the bold Fabio pumped and dumped her, then pumped her sister for good measure.

 

Try working at the same place.

 

Well out of that family UN

 

May as well go back for a shot at the maw.

 

oooft. Sore.

Me an the ex remained friendly until she met a new bloke and then I was persona non grata even though I did **** all but the occasional text or telephone call once every couple of months. New bloke arrived, I got telt to **** off, again.

Bitches be crazy.

 

Hatrick

Av done sisters, but years an years apart, we never figured out the relationship till after.

 

Aye it's a good laugh when they find out, she went aff her nut but I just telt her she could shag one of my pals or something.

I just done it for badness, luckily for me her sister was cowy and loved the boaby.

 

Lovin the boaby disny make her a bad person.

Shameless, for example, is a lovely girl, and he's desperate for the boaby.

 

I had a mate who shagged the burd who used to babysit him. I was always a bit jealous of that.

 

Pump , upset , ignore .......sorted

 

Ah, but what about upset then pump for the angry shag? Then ignore.

 

Why? Would he not shag you as well?

 

Mmm risky strategy but that would work too .

 

On no account ring up an ex when drunk. This rarely ends well.

 

I did, however, manage to shag a burd I had a huge crush on in primary school (she sent me a valentines and we kissed once) 20+ years later (me an the ex missus were on a 'break' ) and it was a massively disappointing experience. Her idea of shagging was squirming around like a mattress on speed. I think it's called rape now.

 

All communications devices should be kept away from ye when drunk. It never ends well.