How do you do it? Who do you target? Murder weapon? Location? Covering up the corpse? I wanna know it all, baby. Myself, I'd lie waiting in a stack of leaves in a park at about 4am waiting for a dog-walker/dogger to come by. I'd use a poison blowdart to take out the dog and savage the pedestrian with an axe until their face was unrecognizable. I'd then smear blood all over the dog's face so it looked like a psychotic canine mauling had taken place, and I'd jump on my Segway, shrieking maniacally into the night as I rode away to a nearby petrol station for some post-crime Maltesers and a quick browse of the early morning papers. Et toi?
Guy down the road, fat dickhead who's dog keeps ****ting on the paths round here. I'd wait till he did his daily walk round the block then when he gets to the bottom part away from cameras I'd attack him with a sharp icicle (requires cold weather obviously) & ram it in to his jugular. The murder weapon could simply be melted away, I'd leave his body there as with no weapon or witnesses I'd never be caught
I'd take the dog for a walk, and when some **** shot him I'm hack the ****er to death with his own axe. I'd hand myself in to the police, but I'd take the dead bloke's blood-soaked Leeds scarf with me. Hence I'd get a medal instead of a prison sentence.
Well if I could find someone who supported both Chelsea and one of Leeds/Cardiff/Rangers they'd be a good bet
There was a guy on the old 606 boards who supported Chelsea, Rangers & Linfield He tried to claim he had a valid reason for supporting each but you couldn't pick 3 worse teams!!
I'd monitor the postings of Leeds 18 run an IP check to find out his address. Break into his house whilst he is asleep and take a sample of his saliva from a swab, or off his toothbrush or something. I'd steal an axe from his shed and his mobile phone from his house. Then, I'd lie waiting in a stack of leaves in a park at about 4am waiting for a dog-walker/dogger to come by. I'd use a poison blowdart to take out the dog and savage the pedestrian with an axe until their face was unrecognizable. I'd then smear blood all over the dog's face so it looked like a psychotic canine mauling had taken place. I'd then remove the dart from the dog and replace it with another one and douse the exposed part with the saliva I had taken from Leeds 18's house. I'd then make a crude and effort lacking attempt to "clean" the axe before replacing it in his shed. I'd then e-mail the cops a link to this thread from Leeds 18's phone and put it back where I found it. On the evening of the attack, I'd have visited this thread and delete this post..... I know there is a possibility that someone on here may attest to the fact that this post existed. I already know the potential grassers from previous threads about benefit cheats etc. These people will receive notification of the misfortune that shall befall them should they grass. If anyone uses the quote function, I'll probably just have to think of something else.
Good effort by the OP to get me to disclose how I did it and got away with it. Sorry, Leeds, no dice. You'll have to wait until I publish my memoirs entitled "How I Did It And Got Away With It". I'm thinking it will be a pop-up book.
