Ponders has done his bi-annual "i need to leave for 6 months but fear not I will return" <rehab> Medro is still undergoing intense chemotherapy which, thankfully, does not appear to be working. Further pictures of lumpy testes being operated on to follow. Sadly, it's only a matter of time before GC dies. Too cliquey and we rarely have any new arrivals other than that omelette-obsessed French ****er. We should try and have some sort of open day to get new posters.
Micky Begorrah O'Flaherty banned me there for a wee while. I expect I'll be banned again when he sees the slow motion penis gif.
If you are going to **** off in the garden whilst a lady pisses on you why would you put a towel down?.
I'm the only **** that's still a **** to people, most of you ****s are still desperately trying to turn this place into an even gayer version of twitter/facebook/mumsnet. Mick, I blame you Let's have more threads about cheese and make puns about stuff ****s
This place wasn't always 'What's your favourite ...?' ****e, problem is ****s have decided to ruin it. If I started a thread about Age of Empires once a month you'd tell me to **** off too.
Jihad Jonno's disappearance has never been satisfactorily explained. I think Ponders was in contact with him via Charlton, but now he's gone AWOL too. Coincidence?
I am a luchador. I won all of my 5907 fights and once made the mighty El Wombat tap out. WWE is for pigs' dicks.
