Off Topic So what you buying......

your partner this year for xmas, and if you're lucky what are you getting in return?

Mrs Crumble is getting one of those Citizen watches that don't need a battery.....amongst other stuff.
i am getting a drill....****in get in there..woohoo lol.

 

Michael Kors bag and a Tiffany ring. I've asked for a Ferrari F50. Bet I get the toy version ha

 

Neither of us bother.

 

You should have got in touch with, Tel. He could have probably got you both of them for about 30 quid, around his way.

 

should have asked me, there were loads of them Mickel Cors bags in Turkey and cheap as chips.

 

Shoes for the missus
Coat and jumper for me
We generally buy each other things we need

 

I asked our lass this morning and she is going shopping with my daughter today to choose something, and then I will wrap it up and give her the money..Sorted..

 

sort of like works that way in our house, she buys me things she thinks i need, hence the drill.
i buy her things she needs like another watch etc etc.

 

I spent about 30 grand on a wedding six months ago. I've got breathing room to do sweet **** all for her this year.

 

bollocks to that mate, think i would have not got married and just got her a nice xmas prezzie

 

Most expensive visa scam ever mate.

 

Fuuuuuuuuuuck!

Think you have Christmas and birthdays covered for a while yet!

 

Just lick her clit with the tip of your tongue Disc & have her gush in your face.
It's great, the lasses love it.

 

He's married now, man

 

yes, that's when you have to start buying presents to get a shag

 

I wind my missus up to keep her laughing, given her life. I usually retort to impersonating Barry Scott off the adverts to wind her up so one of her presents is a bottle of Cillit Bang kitchen wrapped up and a photo of him stuck to the outside of it, sending his never ending love of course I also got her a soft toy crab as I sort of invented her having an infatuation with shellfish and her main present is a new device which means she only has to say 'ring mum' and this thing does, saves her struggling to dial the number..

As for me, well as long as these two are happy then that's me content..

 

That's just to have the prospect of a shag, Zippy

 

Nice one mate... I'm not a religious person, but for me that sentence is what Christmas is all about..

 

My Mrs spent a ****ing bomb on my credit card the other week, which I spent 3 days hoping would be my Christmas present but then I found out that it wasn't, but I do have Ricky Gervais tickets for March and a new aftershave.

She likes surprises more than anything, so I'll buy her a copy of the Torah to remind her she's Jewish and that she shouldn't expect presents on my big day.

 

Got her one of those personalized photobooks of family photos from this year. Also a canvas photo of the kids. Husband of the year me you know.