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So what other fictitious tables could we top?

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    A light hearted extension of the theme started by Gordon (tips hat in reverence)....

    What other 'fake' tables could we top?

    I'll get the ball rolling with....

    Top of the 'who can say over the line the most' table
    Top of the white teeth table
    Top of the 'striker with the most hat's' table
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 5, 2013
  2. Keith Fit

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    Factually, "Most goals ruled out incorrectly for offside" has to be in there.

    "Biggest differential between fans' expectancy and team performance"
    "Most Underwhelming <insert anything> 2013
    "Most garlicky dressing room"
     
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  3. jimileysbaldhead

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    The only team with " St Alan Pardew as manager so shove that in your pipe and smoke it award "
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

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    Top of the "English manager who progressed furthest in European competition" Award
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 5, 2013
  5. Beardsley's Stylist

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    We're top of the 'Managers length of service with their current Premiership club (British mangers only)' league

    That just rolls off the tongue
     
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    Top of the loyalist fans table?
     
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    The loyalest fan base. The loyalist fan base would probably go to some team in Northern Ireland
     
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    Noticed that as soon as I'd said it.
     
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    Top of the "Managers Who Attracted The Most Plaudits From Guus Hiddink" league.
     
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    Hiddink's obviously an oaf because Pardew's rubbish....<whistle>
     
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    Top of the "Teams with Gabby Obertan" league
     
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  12. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    Top Premiership team in the country (geographically speaking)
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    Sounds like an imposter has hijacked Baldy's account, because we all know Baldy is St. AP's biggest fan.
     
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    Can't argue with that.
     
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    Top of the " TRUST ME" league.
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    I do, I do.
     
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  17. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    You sure can trust me AB, but not sure about that Pardew guy. Jury is definitely out on him and only time will tell.
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

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    [video=youtube;UEaKX9YYHiQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ[/video]
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 6, 2013
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    <laugh>..<laugh>
     
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  20. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    Top of the Friday Announcements League
     
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