So, what else can go wrong.............?

Suggestions for further, yet to be revealed, disasters:

I'll start:

* The Memorial Stadium is Grade 2 listed and can't be demolished.

 

A colony of rare newts living in the boiler room..

 

no one signs for us.

 

Someone wants a civil partnership with it.

 

We get a points deduction.

 

Nicky hunt signs for you.

 

Geoff Dunford Comes back as Chairman..

 

thought he was pretty good at bolton. i know he didnt have a great time your end while you were in the championship. do you not think he could do a job in the conference leagues?

 

Nicky Hunt can **** off. Anyway, his head's too small for his body.

 

The OS forum doesn't re-open. Far too many newbies on here

 

Who in the blue hell is Nicky Hunt

 

Used to play for the ****, before that he actually played for Bolton in the Prem! Now plays for Accrington. Wouldn't sign him if he was the last player on the planet. I'd rather put my boots on and play myself rather than Nicky Hunt - and I'm ****, old and unfit!

 

You carry on as you are and look forward to derbies with Bristol manor Farm. You're only a few years away

 

Nah, they'd need about 7 consecutive promotions, so I can't see that happening anytime soon. However, I'm sure that the Bristol derbies will be back before long. After all, that's what you Teds are desparate for.

 

Thank you Wiz. I'm desparately sorry to have got that wrong

 

Careful wize........don't want you banned now do we?

 

Bristol Manor farm were promoted this year to the Southern league div one and could be playing you in as little as 2 years...