So this wee ****er and his burd come in to see a Corsa....

"Nice car mate but the wan alang the road's a grand cheaper fur the same car."

Me - "Is it, what's the year and mileage of it?"

****er - "Same year as this but a know yours is the wan point two - the wan alang there's only a wan litre but thur the same colour innat"

Me - " And what about the mileage, this one's had one lady owner since new and covered only 40,000 miles with Full Dealer Service History."

****er - " Hink at wans goat 75 fousand but at the end ay ra day thur stull the same but you want a grand merr."





Joe Public are pure bastards and pricks like him deserve to get ripped off.

 

tell him your one has a flux capacitor fitted

 

tell him urs has silk air bags

 

tell him..............to **** off

 

You should have asked to see his licence and ripped it up

Thickos (and birds and gays) shouldnt be allowed on the roads

 

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1 car. no deaths. what a legend

 

Would you buy a used car from this man................especially if he was wearing a sash ?

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.....and UGG boots.

 

singing " I could be so good for you "?

 

But its the same colour and same year so he does have a point, they are the same car. Surely colour is far more important than stupid things the service history, milage and performance.