Seriously, why can't they just **** right off? It's Mrs R's brother, his wife, 2 kids and Patch the dug, a big slabbery ****er that bullies the **** out of ma wee Broxi. They've stayed in Cumbernauld for 25 years and I've not visited them once, not once in all that time...... what part of stay the **** out of my life are they no gettin? Her brother knows **** all about fitba, he's in his fifties and never been to a game in his life - he's intae scuba divin I suggested to Mrs' R that we go out for a nice romantic Xmas Dinner for two but she says I'm only doing this because her brother wants to come through and that I'm out of order. So am thinkin of just gaun tae ma Maws for ma dinner and leavin them all ****in to it.
the town centre is so bad it hurts ur eyes. good memories of winning 5s tournies as a youth at the tryst tho 1st lenzie cubs. championies
10 miles outside Glasgow, built up in the 50's to alievate Glasgow of it's over crowding problems along with EK and Irvine, Cumbernauld is the largest town in North Lanarkshire and was home to well known celebs like Craig Ferguson, Mark McGhee and me. I moved away about 10 years ago after discovering my wife. Some friends still live there, but hardly see them. Got invited to my wifes brothers house for Christmas dinner, but her brother is the fattest ****ing bigot you'll ever meet, he knows fukall about football and still thinks we live in Cumbernauld!!!
That's right! Did it no win "The Plook On The Plinth" award? Coatbridge won it anaw, ****in tarrier cesspit. I think Denny are the current holders, apparently they came second to John O'Groats who refused to accept it but residents of Denny were so chuffed at coming second they insisted they should get the award.
