He's the ultimate DGB!!! Nah, he brings a fair bit of humour that might otherwise be missing, WUM or not.
He's a schoolkid from Byker, he once tried to sell me his sister, but i declined, gave him a bag of cola cubes and ran off with his bull mastiff.
When he runs out of players with 5 degrees of separation from a Geordie, will his reason for posting end? He may have to latch onto Kevin Bacon for help.
Bacon you say....Bastard, send me a few kilo mate. Black pudding as well..Saveloys, don;t forget me saveloys...
****, forgot all about big Chris. The man with the answers. I got accused of being him once as I had bc at the end of my name. Black cat not big Chris haha
**** off man, last time i went for a dip, i couldn;t gan and see the missus for weeks, had to pull the old 'sorry p'm working routine'.
Saveloys have gone down hill mate. I usually get the savoury dip instead. Black pudding is still lush mind, why mess with perfection. MMMMMM a lightly poached egg on a huge slice of Black Pudding surrounded by bacon sausages and tomato's. <<<<<<<< Wiping slaver off keyboard.
That sounds good to me marra.. PS..Regarding the OP..My answer is that NMG is not a "WUM" (God I cringe at that expression), but just a plain old run of the mill idiot who would be a miss if he was not around..
NMG shuffles though his Dads underwear drawer looking for some porn, and they share the same **** sock, over the same old black and white photo's. Is this a form of incest?