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  1. Beatski

    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    a free kuqi and people are surprised we signed him?
     
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  2. Pipe4Life

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    Wa, Wa, WAAAAAAA....
     
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    Thank Christ Gerald Deep Filled Pasty is still under contract.
     
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    Outstanding!
     
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  5. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Also Tim Sharwood is retired
     
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  6. Son of a pitch

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    He's already injured, apparently he's missing a suspicious bite shaped piece of flesh from his crotch. Ashley was surprised to hear that his 'Kuqi' didn't come with a free complimentary sausage.
     
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  7. overseasTOON

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    When is Fanni's contract up?

    You seen Mike. It'll be the first time in ages he hasn't had to pay for it!
     
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    Ashley should be surprised as it was Mr Steven Harper who told him there was a complimentary sausage.
     
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