I'm struggling to put into words how little I care, so I just won't. Actually that works quite nicely.
Oh well, obviously I was hoping to prompt some profound change in your life, but you're just too clever for me, clearly.
BBC Sport still have us in the Championship, except for the table which doesn't have us in it, why are we not reported in the Premiership news section yet?
You beat me to it, ¡Conman - "The Physio"! And yeah I prefer trains to buses too except when there's signalling problems.
I usually prefer trains, but I got the train to Manchester the other week (when the weather was hot) and the trains air con was broke and it was actually hotter than a sauna. It definitely put me off Virgin Cross Country trains, £139 for a very uncomfortable experience.