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  1. Lee263

    Lee263 Well-Known Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Get stuffed yids!
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Fair played Lee...even though you got a **** tip for a pitch. I like Bilic, he's a cool guy. Plus you need the points to overtake United....and we all want to see that.
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Would catch us gloating...we have class in victory and defeat

    So **** off and die <laugh>
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    i'll remember this post when you beat the Jellyspines on Sat
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    That's different. It's not gloating.

    Personally I don't gloat, I just respond in a manner that may come across as gloating. Almost always, to those that have spent months and months trying to wum.
     
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  6. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    neither do I, unless you consider 'spammer in the works' gloating, as a Hammer I don't think it's that wise considering how likelyit is that it'll end up on my face. HIAG gets it because he enjoys the humiliation.
     
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  7. To be fair, I don't.

    However, I do recognise the golden rule, which is "don't dish it if you can't take it."

    And as all you lads know, I've both a giver and a taker.

    No wumming, please.
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Apart from when you threatened to call the Police because I'd 'bullied' you on your Arsenal wum thread :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If I knew you were going to implode quite as spectacularly as you did when your wum went wrong, I wouldn't have pushed you over the edge. It's just that I thought you lived by the mantra of 'If you can't take it, then don't dish it'. But it was clear that I wummed you much more than you could cope with, so I apologise for that. No hard feelings eh mate ? <peacedove>
     
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  10. <laugh>
    It's good to see you trying to copy some of my classic wum tricks.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Mate, if I was copying your 'wum tricks' I'd be in a flood of tears on the blower to the police. I'm just trying to extend the Olive branch to you and let you know that I won't push you over the edge like that again, because it was clear that I'd gone too far that time. <peacedove>
     
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  12. <laugh>
    Yep, all my wummery techniques are there! You've been studying me, haven't you, Pixie!
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I've certainly studied that you are prone to flipping into 'Drama Queen' mode, when your wums go wrong :) But as I say mate, I only mean it all as a bit of banter and I'd hope that you don't harbour any ill feelings towards me for the times that I've tipped you over the edge.
     
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  14. <laugh>
    You're really are ripping through my wum back-catalogue, there, Pix. You really do have encyclopaedic knowledge of all of my key techniques.

    But, hey! you can lay off with the demonstrations, now, mate. You've shown me more than enough to confirm that you hold me in the deepest of respect.

    Cheers, mate.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I understand that you need to think this is the case, so I will allow you to believe that as I don't want to upset you any further.

    You see, I could rip the piss out of your 'encyclopaedic' **** up and make a joke about your Savile like attention to detail, but I won't as I don't want to push you over the edge again. <peacedove>
     
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  16. Stan

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    He's threatened go after me for slander or libel in the past. To be honest I don't really know the difference between slander and libel, he will though as he's the number one lawyer in London (although he's the only lawyer in London who has never heard of ROF).

    Cracking comedy character.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Apparently the dummy is the 'brains' behind HIAG.
    Personally I think he's using that as a euphemism for telling us that he likes having a fist shoved up his arse.
    :smiley-finger007:
     
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  18. It's easy, mate.

    "Slander" is where you get slagged off by someone acting very slyly; whereas "libel" is where someone tells lies about you.
     
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  19. You're doing it again, Pixie! You're telling the dummy to "fcuk off!" when the ventriloquist is calling you a "twat!"
     
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