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Snow White and the Huntsman - please take my advice...........

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Mar 11, 2013.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Even if you think I am an utter **** would you please take heed.

    Snow White and the Huntsman

    This film sucks balls. Do not waste your time or money. It is a couple of hours of your life you will never get back. If Kristen Stewart was any more wooden Ikea would have made furniture out of her. One of the worst acted films it has ever been my misfortune to see (and I've seen The Scorpion King) so I plead with you all not to ruin your viewing pleasure with this utter dog of a film.
     
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  2. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Too late! :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  3. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Watched Paranormal Activity 4 last night! Boooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnnngggggg!!!
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Seen the first one of that franchise. Utter pish. Never watched any of the others. Not going to.
     
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  5. SleepySpecialK

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    Not seen any but the adverts show people ****ting themselves watching it. I take it it's total crap then and not worth £3 from sky?
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Complete and utter crap. Nothing happens. It was a kind of masochistic experience because we decided to keep going with it as surely something must happen? Nope. Nothing happened. Nothing. At. All.

    Makes the Blair Witch Project look like an all action masterpiece of suspense and terror.
     
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  7. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the advice, I'll avoid it.

    I have to say though, the Blair Whitch Project still scares the **** out of me. I thought it was really well done.

    When I was young I liked horror movies but now they're just all ****. I watched "hellraiser" a couple of weeks ago. What a pile of crap.
     
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  8. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    The best 'found footage' film that i have seen is REC
     
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  9. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Is the new Bond film any good?

    I can't decide if I want to watch it or not...

    I liked the other two films with blonde-boy in it, but having watched the trailer for Skyfall, it just looks ****.

    :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Just kill yourself instead and you won't have to bother thinking about it <ok>
     
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  11. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Toby, dearest Toby.

    You'd be lost without me...

    Now really, you must come up with something original to say - I realise that's not something you've managed before, but you must try.
    Simply repeating yourself over and over again just highlights your low-level of intelligence. <ok>

    <tobygetslonely>
     
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  12. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I wasn't planning on watching it anyway, as I'm not a pre-pubescent girl
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    **** knows why that Kristen Stewart keeps getting roles. She's not even that fit, pretty plain really.
     
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  14. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    She can ride me anytime she wants.

    Beggers can't be choosers. You should know that ;)
     
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